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FFN Hello audience, welcome, to FFN. Here we will show you reviews of the best fan fiction stories and the most popular roleplaying threads. Every FFN will be supported with the MOST ENTERTAINING ads. Brought to you by HEXIN, NinjaKills and Tomo2407. ( sorry for the interruption but, my fellow crew members are NIT active.. So I'm going to go solo for this edition... ~ HEXIN ) Orphan This orphan, had no home, no family and nothing to live for. The author didn't give a name for this boy, so I'll call him Ted. Ted, was abandoned by his parents and Ives only in a shack. With a cat called Claws. This cat was a beast, he had only one eye working and could still beat up things and stuff. Ted walked through the night with a huge cut on his forehead. *FLASHBACK... Or earlier ago... Ted sat in the sidelines alone for the valentine prom/disco. But in his luck, the most popular girl was alone in the sidelines too! Ted decided to make his move and stroll to her and asked her if she wanted to dance. But, she stabbed him on the forehead with a butter knife. ~ HEXIN Rate - 9.6 Author - TheOneYouWantToBe Comment - you really need to get more readers. So that's why I'm going to ask the FFN readers to go check this story out. Brilliant adjectives, characters and storyline! Ima Monster This girl is crazy.. I warn you... Ok? The lists of craziness she did: Swallow a key Has a friend that is a wall Laughs constantly Etc. Alexandria was a crazy girl that was 27. She was in love with her therapist. I really love this story cause this makes me laugh my butt off. So I'm not going to give you any more information. Your just going to have to read it! Rate - 9.6 Author - ultraviolet Comment - ikr it's a hella funny Commercial Break Mc Donalds Hello! In McDonald's, we've released a new burger that contains a billion calories! ( not really ) its called.. THE BILLION CALORY BURGER WITH PICKLES! Pickles! mmm.... I'm hatin it The old Guy This old product/guy can now be sold as your own personal best friend! " Hello, I'm Dennis, I was sent here by some baa-aad people. They bribed me into thinking of getting a large bowl of pudding.. They did give me some pudding, but not that much! " So buy now! Only the cheapest price of $608 get a six pack in less than 1 hour! Want to know how to get a six pack? First, you exit the house, enter the car drive to your local store and get one there! Lazies... Troll© Rain on my parade First of all, I'd like to say well done to mrs_nellie_lovett for this unexpected story. I thought the title was pretty catchy! And second, lets start reviewing! Rachel entered the train and sat down next to a boy the same age as she was. The boy introduced himself, his name was.... James. They were both picked for a project in London. Once they were there they took pictures of flowers, etc. James went to a different place to take pictures. Rachelo decided to take a picture of a sort of bowl thingy that sprays out water ( fountain ). But she tipped over someone and her head collided with the floor... DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!! Rate - 9.7 Author - mrs_nellie_lovett Comment - this is my kind of story!! Keep updating! Painful indulgence. Lucas woke up in a strange room with people. They were all blankly ' enjoying ' themselves what inc. gave them. They gave them what they wanted. But, you can never escape inc. Lucas looked through the window and saw a little girl with an acoustic guitar looking... Sad. When she should be the one enjoying herself when Lucas and the zombie feeling people are inside forever. The song that filled the air came through Lucas's ears and now, he was one of them. Rate - 9.7 Author - MommaPie Comment - already, just one update and this has got me jaw-dropping me for ages. I think this is brilliant stuff. A story out of nowhere. A BRILLIANT story out of nowhere. We once again, commence in a Commercial Break THE RED BUTTON THIS MAGICAL RED BUTTON IS PRESSIBLE! BUY NOW! For ages 64 THE FRYING PAN This is a new invention made by the Mayans. It is called... The .... FRYING PAN!!!! With this you can cook stuff! All you need is fire!! You can cook eggs, hot dogs, hpads, Hpods, and.... Your hand! Want to get a $1,000? Go to the fight section in PIMD and get WAY more than $1,000 dollars! Troll© Welcome. Two of the best stories will fight to be the best every week. And you know how they win? You vote on FFN! THE MAIN EVENT TWØ HEARTS VS WHY ME BY NOW, THESE STORIES WERE PUT IN THE ' BEST OF ' SECTION IN FORUMS. AND I PRESUME EVERYONE KNOWS THESE STORIES! BUNANZATHEBUNNY VS KAYLEEANN2327 That's it for this weeks edition of FFN If you liked it, please comment.. If you hate it please comment! If you want to tell me some tips.. Please comment! If you guys would like to feature a story you like, or wrote, wall me! 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2 things. One) I clearly star in chapter seven (or was it eight?) that his name is Oliver. Two) You TOTALY stole 'Ikr it's a hella funny' from the Pimd star! I COPYRIGHTED THAT!!!