FFN Welcome back to FFN where your daily thirst of desires are quenched! I aplogise for the delay of the news! Everyone is busy and now I'm here! YAAAAAY! I FEEL HYPER. Bu-but, I don't even know what to review todaaaaaay. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING REVIEWS FROM OTHERS. So I'm gonna wait 'till someone says, "Eli, I'm gonna review this story, okay?"ㅡ and then I'd say, OKAAAAAY! Teamwork is awesome. Teamwork is good. And I feel like I'm taking it all. Anywaaaaaaay, HELLOOOOOOOOOOO~~ Good morning! Good noon! Good afternoon! Good evening! Good mornight! ☆〜（ゝ。∂） Welcome back to FFN, once again! Please enjoy your stay! Since I'm not gonna review stories today, I'm just gonna review... uhm... Can I just have my own little show today? I'm kidding! I'll be reviewing one story~ and that's it. ENJOOOOOOY! Pictures To Burn If I am not mistaken, Stephanie is really in love with her boyfriend, James. Yes, they don't have a last name. It starts out that James is crying! A BOY. CRYING. WHY?! Actually both of them are! What happened? Such a sad start. Come on! Just read it already! (Sorry, I'm not good at summaries. ) Rate- 9.8 Author- SnowLily Comment- ONE FUDGEE BARING UPDATE?! ARE FUDGEE BARING SERIOUS?! COME ON! UPDATE ALREADY! I'M DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!! Anyway it's an awesome start. Heehee~ COMMERCIAL BREAK! BREAKING NEWS!!!! LOZSER LEAK CINEMAS NOW OPEN! Just turn a right on Loserville and you will see the big old abandoned house! WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS CINEMA?! Well, here is a preview of their movie! Jack and Rose "JACK." "ROSE." "JACK" "ROSE." "OH MY JACK." "ROOOSE." "JAAAAAACK." "ROOOOSE." "JA-A-A-A-CK!" "Phew phew phew! ROOOOOSE!" Audience: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY! And that's the end of the preview of the blockbuster movie, Jack and Rose! DID YOU LIKE IT?! *throws rotten tomatoe HA ! I WILL TAKE THAT AS A YESSSSS!!!! Caution: This cinema is about to collapse; be careful at your stay! Enjoy HOLA AMIGOS, AMIGAS! DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S HUG DAY? (For me..) MA PABORITO TIME OF THE YEEEAAAAAR! ＼(^o^)／ Let us get the HUGGING started!!! IT'S GETTING HUGGABLE IN HERE, YEAH! IT'S GET HUGGABLE IN HERE!! WOOOHOOO! SHORT STORY! (Shhhh! Get serious!) James Brewman's Wife James Brewman’s wife was a beautiful woman full of life and charm and intelligence. She had a smile that could make any man and most women swoon, and Jim felt a swell of pride in his chest that of all the choices she could have made, she’d chosen him to be her friend, her love, her husband. He was, in his own estimation, a simple man without much fanfare. Average in looks and talent, he was the simple steward of a computer network for a small aircraft manufacturing firm. Like his wife, Eliana, he was an intelligent soul, but what he lacked in charisma and style, she made up for with her overabundance of both, and so much more. Jim laughed aloud as he remembered their first date, a stereotypical session of miniature golf and dinner that had become the first of many joyful memories the two would share over the next two years. She had never putted before and like so many others she didn’t know that it was subtle control and not power that would win the day. At each new hole she would strike the ball with a gleeful force that inevitably saw the ball bounce and ricochet and generally miss its target, but her bubbly laugh and the happiness that radiated from her eyes lifted Jim in a way he had never known. On that first night, as Jim tried to teach her subtlety and control, another lesson instead took the lead as Eliana taught him something he’d never experienced: how to let go and simply live in the moment and the joy of now. Tears began to well in his eyes as Jim thought of the day they were married, a mere 6 months after that first date. Their wedding was enormous, befitting a creature of such magnetism as Eliana, whose family and friends came from far and wide to witness the spectacle and joy of their day in the sun. In truth every day with Eliana had felt like the sun was upon him as a cool and gentle breeze blew softly by and ensured a stable and perfect temperature, and as he lifted the veil of her wedding dress and kissed her for the first time as her husband, Jim knew he was home. They danced that night like many others before and not enough since, with an unbridled joy and solace in each other’s company that seemed like the stuff of stories. Their energy seemed to overflow and Eliana’s charm was a contagion that spread to the hundreds of guests in attendance as spirits flowed and soared and tears of uncontainable happiness spilled upon the ground and were lost under a thousand twirling feet. Jim walked across the sweet smelling grass carrying a dozen dozen roses, 144 rich, red flowers in total as he came to where he would meet Eliana once again. He envisioned the joyful energy of her face and the saccharine cheer of her laugh and speech as he approached her with the gift that he knew could neverbegin to express the love that overwhelmed him from flesh to soul. His heart swelled and tears rolled from his eyes as with a smile he said “Hi, baby…I missed you” and lay the flowers upon their final resting place so he could reach and give her a soft and gentle kiss. And as he felt the cold touch of her lips on his own, Jim began to sob and rack with a pain he had never imagined would be possible until the last moment before the cancer had taken Eliana from him forever. As he fell to his knees he reached into the pocket of his coat and withdrew a simple white handkerchief, pressed it to his temple and pulled the trigger of the .45 caliber pistol wrapped within it. ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ Was it too long for you? And I didn't make that up! Just got it somewhere! Hope you enjoooooyed! COMMERCIAL BREAK! REPORTING IN! THE STORE! Eli: BONJOUR HORROR FANATICS! Partner: Hello, everyone! We're here today- Eli: TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST FRIGHT OF YOUR LIVES! Partner: Uhm, yes Eli, that's one! Eli: Puh-leaaaaase! THAT IS EVERYTHING! Anyway, so who want a fright? Partner: Introducing to you!!! Eli: THE PARTY IN MY DORM HORROR EDITION!!! WOOOOHOOOO! LEZ GET NAKED!! Partner: Eli, calm down. Eli: No! ANYWAY! WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT?! Partner: Uh, Eli... Eli: YOU DIE. YOU DIE. YOU GET KILLED. AN AWESOME GAME INDEED! Partner: Ooh! A caller already?! Eli: GIVE IT TO MEEEE!!! GIVE IT!!! Caller: Hello? Eli: Haiiiiiiii! Caller: My sister and I just played the horror edition and please help us! Eli: Heh. You're scared. Caller: NO! THE MURDERER CAME TO LIFE! *hangs up phone* Eli: Well, ladies and gentledogs! You did not hear that! Probably just a backstage person! So if you want one right away!!! Just call!!! 1-800-HORROR! Good luck! ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ Caution: You really die. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING MY LONG EDITION OF FFN! IF YOU GOT BORED COMMENT. IF YOU DIDN'T COMMENT! IF YOU THINK I AM COMPYING AMBER'S COMMENT THINGY, THEN COMMENT! I LOVE YOU AMBER! Comment below or I'll send Chucky in your door step after you read this but chose not to COMMENT! LET IT RING IN YOUR EARS! COMMENT. POST A COMMENT! COMMEEEEEEEENT. Oops. Time's up! Ciao, loves Brought to you by ©FFN
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