FFN Welcome back to FFN where your daily thirst of desires are quenched! HELLOOOOOOOO~ anyone with me in here? Yeah? Yeah. Good. I am baaaaaaaaaaack~ just after four hours, yeah. Anyway, time for me to... To... I'M THE FIREBALL AT THE PARTY, I'M THE FIREBALL AT THE PARTY! Woops. Did it again. Anyway, again, TIME FOR ME TO UPDAAAAAAATE! First of all; welcome back to Eli's Crazy Reports! Did you enjoy my last update? Yeah? No? Audience: NYEEEEEEE. YOU GUYS JUST BROKE MY ITSY BITSY HEART. I NEED MY MAMA. Pfft. I'm such a drama queen. Anyway, HAAAAAAIII Wanna have a quick review of my awesome covers? Yeah? Okay! Good! First of all, ONE-SHOTS! They've been catching my eyes lately. I'm going to cover two one-shots, today Second, I have a story I find wonderful. Third, my crazy commercials. -Fourth, YOU BETTER FIND OUT ONE-SHOT OF THE DAY Footprints in the Sand A "perfect" girl as they say, as what everyone says. But who knows yourself more than YOU, YOURSELF? She hates life. She hates herself. Everything about her filled with dark aura; she isn't perfect, she says. This is about a girl who... /sniff. I CAN'T GO ON ANYMORE. IT HUUUUUUUUURTS. JUST READ IT, WILL YA? It's one of the best. Rate- 10 Author- TheAndi Comments- It's brilliant. I love it. I deeply do. No words can express my love for it. Amber is such an amazing writer. I salute you. COMMERCIAL BREAK! ALL HAIL MY COMMERCIALS! DRAGON AIR INC. IS NOW HOLDING A WODERFUL PRIZE FOR THE MOST AMAZING CHAIN SMOKER IN HISTORY!!!! Here are the prizes! Oh btw, EVERY CHAIN SMOKER CAN ENTER! DON'T BE AFRAAAAAID. Grand Prize: Lung Cancer, Cardiovascular Disease, Gingivitis The following cancers: Acute myeloid leukemia Bladder cancer Cervix Esophagus Kidney Larynx Oral Cavity Pancreatic Stomach AND GUESS WHAT? MANY MORE TO COME!!! OOH AND I FORGOT! DEATH! Don't worry if you don't win the grand prize! There're still consolation prizes! SO START SMOKING AND END DYING! See my sarcasm? No?! OH YES? Good! NO TO SMOKING. SMOKING ISH BAAAAAAD. Thank you for watching. Out! Now to continue! My last review for another one-shot! Speak No Evil A mute girl is left out, she got played by a guy who asked to go out with her but actually was a dare. A dirty dare, I may sat. She's being bullied until one day a miracle happened to her. Rate- 10 Author- TheAndi Comments- Okay! FIRST OFF, YOU MAY SAY I'M BEING BIAS. BUT NO- I rate what I think it should deserve. I really love this since I've been through bullying too- so I hope the PimD community aren't full of bullies, ya know? NO TO BULLYING. SPREAD THE WOOOOOORD. COMMERCIAL BREAK! WEATHER FORECAST IN PIMD COMMUNITY~~ Eli: WOOOHOOOHOOO! IT IS CHILLING SWEATS! Partner: IT IS SOOOOO HOT. Eli: DE DE DE DEFINITELY! I JUST WANNA STRIP... Erm, STRIP SOME TUTS OFF PEOPLE! Partner: Aah... Eli: Thay still sounded wrong, huh? Partner: Yepperdoodle. Eli: ANYWAY, PIMD COMMUNITY IS CHILLING HOOOOT! GUESS WHAT? IT'S HOT BECAUSE PIMD PLAYERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEXILY HOT! Especially Smexy Hexy. Partner: Ah. Yes. Uhm, Eli... we have to go. A caller is complaining about your... Uhm, hyperness in your uhm... Very showy swimsuit. Eli: BOOHOO NO FUN. *strips swimsuit* Heh. Me no naked. I'm wearing skin tone costume. . GOTCHA! AND THAT'S A WRAP FOR THE WEATHER FORECAST IN PIMD COMMUNITY! FF OF THE DAY The Heartbreaker Viktoria Thornton a girl who got her heart broken and begins to hate the idea of LOVE. Awww. She's in a sisterhood of HEARTBREAKERS! And... I AIN'T SPOLIN' ANYTHIN'. READ IT. Rate- 9.6 Author- Xykrie Comments- The ideas of cupid's original; I guess You know about them being mean to heartbreakers or wadebur. Nyihihihi. I love it. No doubt. It's been weeks already; she haven't updated. PLEASE CONTINUE. FAVOURITE PART! SONG OF THE DAY To all Rock music lovers out there! CHECK THIS AWESOME LYRICS OUT~ just a chorus of it though. I'm lazy, get over it. I don't want to live forever I just want to live for you And if this world Falls down around us We'll be here Shining through BLESSTHEFALL's 'TILL THE DEATH OF ME THANK YOU FOR READING THE LOOOOOONG EDITION OF FFN OF TODAY! ANYWAY, MY COMPETITION IS HELD BACK! SO WISH ME LUCK FOR TOMORROW! Hihi. I can do this. Any suggestions, comments, and any awesome stories to feature? WALL ME OR POST UNDER THIS POST. FOREVER LOVED, Eli, the crazy... TOOOOOOOOT. Lemme try again. Eli, the crazy TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. RAGE!!! Let me say it! Again; Eli the Awesome Crazy Lass OOOOH YAAAY! Audience: GET OOOOUT! Eli: NOOOOOOOOOO. Audience: *throws rotten tomatoes* RUUUUUUUUUN. BYE! UNTIL NEXT TIME! Brought to you by ©FFN
You both flatter me. Although Percy better be joking about the whole Psych thing because I thought we covered this. Other than that, good reports and I enjoy them.
Omg I love this!!! You guys are awesome at this! I want to join the smoking competition lol jk I love heartbreaker too it's so awesome and I agree with the ratings Great job on these!!