FFN Welcome back to FFN where your daily thirst of desires are quenched! I am a new reporter... awesome and wi-wi-wild! Young, wild and... Not free... LOOOOOOOOOOL. Just kidding. Okay, t'was such a fail. Let me start again. Hello. I'm Eli. I'm a new reporter and I'm shy. BOOOM! I AM WILD. Did I scare you? I shall hide under the wonderful sheets of my bed. I mean, the blankets. Yes! The blankets. Enough talking! I shall and shall and shall and shall... I DON'T WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES! I DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I'LL MISS YOU BABY... Oops. Sorry. It was playing in my mind suddenly. Continuing to what I was supposed to say.. I SHALL AND SHALL UPDATE FFN!!! I think that was wrong. For me. But anyway ENJOY MY DRUG OF HYPERNESS FF OF THE DAY The Way It's Meant To Be Played Music calms his soul; music is his life. Who? Michaelㅡ without a last name... yet. It is seen there that he is performing and he's definitely feeling the music. His love for music is inevitable. Music makes him complete. Rate- 9.7 Author- AdamGontier in a collab with I-Love-Oreo-Pie Comments- HUUUUWAAAAAW! I mean even if it's still an introduction- I FUDGEE BARING LOVE IT!!!! Lol. I'm still waiting for the amazing Oreo to update! AdamGontier hits again. Oh it's definitely heaven. SOMEONE Hunter Knight is an awesome SUPERMAN. I'm kidding. Okay. Serious mode. Hunter Knight is the son of Lunar and Eclipse; it is said that they are the most powerful peopleㅡ creatures in the world. The story starts off as he is introducing himself- guess what? He has POWERS. POWERS. But! His powers at the moment are just MINOR. I mean- Speed and Strength... Just minor powers? What could it be then? HE CAN SUCK IN A VORTEX? Ehem. I'm sorry. I get lost in fantasies! Anyway; he goes to school. I don't want to spoil it for you since I talk a lot. Rate- 9.3 Author- Someone... JUST KIDDING. Okay... The author is -blade- Comments- I would've gave if a 9.7, but then sadly, punctuations are missing and such. And the grammar should be constructed properly. Anyway, it's still understandable and plain AAAAAHMAZING. COMMERCIAL BREAK! Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan... NYAN CAT!!! DVD NOW IN STORES! GET YOUR HEADPHONES READY AND BLAST OFF TO SPACE, OR ANY OTHER PLACE! OOOH. IT RHYMED PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 5; they might annoy you all night. SIDE EFFECTS: Craziness. Watch out! YOU ARE BACK IN FFN! WHERE WE.. REPORT ABOUT FAN FICTIONS. BOO YEAH!!! But we hope you will wait until the next time! GOTCHA! I am running out of time because, I, Eli, have a competition. Where I should.. Yupp. My body's sore! THANK YOU FOR KEEPING TUNE TO ELI'S CRAZY REPORTS!!!!! IF I SAY GO YOU SAY AWAY!!! GO!! *crickets* FOREVER ALONE. GOOOOOO!! *crickets* Whatever. There's always a next time; right audience?! Audience: JUST GO ALREADY! Okay okay! No need to be harsh! BUH-BYE
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Fan fic news This Edition Brought to you by...... Percyous-The nice Simon of FF. Today's edition brings you....... Storys- Goodbye Cruel World-Tash777 My Mentality-Adam Gontier The Inner City Child--Kaitielovesalan- Roleplays- Forest Park Survival Camp Rp-Jodieluvyaall123 Hunted Rp-The_Destroyer Hope you enjoy this edition! Storys ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Goodbye Cruel World- He wants to die, to end it all. Why won't he? Why shouldn't he? Why can't he? The answer is: His Sunshine. He loves her but she's dating a complete and total jerk who doesn't deserve her. He cuts himself to rid himself of the sorrow, of the pain. To hide having to go to school and see the love of his life with someone else. The pain of his only friend being his love. The pain of no one careing about him. The pain of life itself. What will he do next? What is his next move? Find out by reading-Goodbye Cruel World Grade:8.4 By:Tash777 Notes:I love this story! The plot pulls itself together amazingly! My Mentality- He is an outcast. A rogue of the school. But he's a rogue with a gift. The gift to know what you're thinking, feeling even. He can read your body language, but he can't read that he needs to shit up when a girl likes him or he'll run her off with his evaluations. Based off the mentalist, a great story of a mental boy on the list of hopeless guys when it comes to girls. Grade:8.0 By:Adam Gontier Notes:Amazing story, Psych is better though, Shawn and Gus are much smarter. And much awsomer. The Inner City Child- She lives in the inner city, but she also lives with an important man. Her mother married a legend. The leader of the white soilders. He is abusive and an alchaholic, the police are after him and his gang that he wants her to join. She wants out. What does an inner city child have to do to make it withought being a criminal? Grade:8.4 Now For a commercial break Buy my stuff or I'll kill you in your throat. Buy my machete! It can fly! Watch! *throws it* Oops, put that in a bag of ice and get to the hospital! They can reataches it! I think! Dis has been A Commercial Break Now for The LOL daily I don't know who you are. But i swear. If you touch my twinkies, I will find you. And I will kill you. This has been the LOL daily Now for the OMG daily Like, O-M-G! Becky totaly like, kissed brad, and I was like, oh no she didn't! Becky like, totally isn't even that hot! This has been the OMG daily (Any versians of any of these withought permission from percyous will result in a lawsuit, owned By Percyous Of The Fan Fiction News.) Roleplays ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forest Park Survival Camp Rp- There was a virus, you must survive it. This camp is made up of survivors working together to survive. Grade:7.8 By:Jodieluvsyall123 Notes:Nice job! Hunted rp- You are being hunted by the U.S and Canadian government. Work together or you'll die. You must put your faith in each other and help each other outwit those on your trail. Join today! Grade:8.3 By:The_Destroyer Notes:Nice Job! That concludes this edition. If you would like your story reveiwed contact whoever you want it done by and tell them! Soon I will be adding another column called ask My abbs, send me questions about FFs like which I suggest, which are my favorite, what I am hoping will be made. And in that column I also plan on putting who is looking for collaberaters if they want me to. See ya next time, and remember, stay in love with my abbs! And percyous and his abbs are out! Dueces