FAN FIC NEWS ( RETURNS! )

You give my baby a fork and a outlet, im going to kill you slowly and painful

 

I second that. Now, back to the issue at hand. He gets men clothes!

 

He gets baby clothes!

 

Get him African clothes?

 

No. Lumberjack cloothes and a Mohawk.

 

With spike boots and leather gloves, maybe an axe....

 

Percyous! Hell to the no!

 

A baby proof axe of course!

 

Percyous, Im getting a restraining order for you, you are no longer allowed to see your son!

 

I like pretty cloths. This is just weird.

 

Fine, you can pick the clothes, here's my paycheck....*hangs head and hands princess the check*

 

Brokenlights I know right, Percyous has gone crazy! 

 

*Takes the paycheck and smiles* Thank you darling

 

Welcome..... Just.... Nothing girlie please.....

 

I may be a girl, but I know how to dress my son Percyous, and Im not even a girly-girl 

 

Good, thank you..... And don't kill him please.....

 

Ok thats going to far 

 

Why dont we just get some coffee or something..

 

I'm not talking about our baby, I was talking about the check. I trust you with him and his clothes.

 

*Smirks* Of course