Oh but once a year

One Christmas my poor old grandmother (bless her heart) got me a Snuggie and a... Uhm... (Marijuana smoking device) and said it was a bomb instead. 

She said it was bomb shaped vase. ?


??????????

Could put it to use. 

But nah. 

 

A Garden Gnome....idk why I was gifted that. I was very young.

 

When I was 16, I wanted a cell phone. Needless to say, my mum bought me one of those toy ones, and put it in her old box.  Never did I get the real one until I bought my own. 

 

My sister gave me a can opener but it was a hand crank.....I think I still have it.

 

Sure did Chloe my friends took me to a bar got me super drunk... When I got home I searched my car for the house keys couldn't find them so I pissed on myself n the middle of the street

 

 When I was ten my grandma brought me a bunch of Dora the explore stuff... Embarrassing.