Oh but once a year

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *clusterbomb (01), Jul 5, 2013.

  1. Luke did you blow out your candles and make a wish?
     
  2. You forgot about my birthday bad Chloe 
     
  3. ????I'm a bad pupil

    ?I'm getting old, my memory is going.
     
  4. My worst bday present was getting me sooooo drunk I pissed myself
     
  5. My uncle had bought me panties for christmas, i was 23 and in a crowd of people, they wear little girl panties also needless to say i was very embarrassed
     
  6. Haha Chloe, Me and u can celebrate on the 9th together 
     
  7. Amanda did you just admit you pissed yourself? 
     
  8. Lol sure VIP 
     
  9. I got a can of pop.... ;-;





    I think it was expired, too. ._. Yeah.
     
  10. My last birthday I didn't get anything and my whole family forgot it was my birthday for like 3 weeks. I felt so loved ╮(╯_╰)╭
     
  11. A toilet seat  yes really
     
  12. 
    I got a hat for my birthday, and it was really itchy. I hated it. So I didn't miss it when I lost it on the bus Then the next year they got me a matching scarf! Yay
     
  13. I dont want this thread to ever die
     
  14. Toilet seat? 
     
  15. A long time ago I feigned interest in a delightfully pretty scientist lady's monotonously droll seminar on stimulated saliva. She fell for it. And gifted me with an demonic tome titled, Experiments and Observations on the Gastric Juice, and the Physiology of Digestion. A very primitive collection of experiments on the insides of a mans stomach. Which I read from cover to end, to serve as a permanent big red warning sign to never, ever, lie to a woman again. Of course. That never worked either. P.S. You all smell :)
     
  16. What was more tragic was that it was from my then boyfriend. He told me he'd got me a really special present. As we'd been together a while I was hoping it was an engagement ring. I nearly wrapped it round his head 

    Stemmed from a comment that I'd made after working in a DIY shop and a woman bought a toilet seat back that her hubby had bought her. I'm like what kind of present is that. He thought it would be funny 
     
  17. prob a lot more funny now looking back than it was at the time
     
  18. I got a flashlight and socks
     
  19. I'm still not laughing 

    One day, I'll find something he really, really wants and do it back to him....
     
  20. Either I've received a lot of strange gifts from my family. When I was 16 my mum got me a cupless bra & matching thong 