My uncle had bought me panties for christmas, i was 23 and in a crowd of people, they wear little girl panties also needless to say i was very embarrassed
My last birthday I didn't get anything and my whole family forgot it was my birthday for like 3 weeks. I felt so loved ╮(╯_╰)╭
I got a hat for my birthday, and it was really itchy. I hated it. So I didn't miss it when I lost it on the bus Then the next year they got me a matching scarf! Yay
A long time ago I feigned interest in a delightfully pretty scientist lady's monotonously droll seminar on stimulated saliva. She fell for it. And gifted me with an demonic tome titled, Experiments and Observations on the Gastric Juice, and the Physiology of Digestion. A very primitive collection of experiments on the insides of a mans stomach. Which I read from cover to end, to serve as a permanent big red warning sign to never, ever, lie to a woman again. Of course. That never worked either. P.S. You all smell
What was more tragic was that it was from my then boyfriend. He told me he'd got me a really special present. As we'd been together a while I was hoping it was an engagement ring. I nearly wrapped it round his head Stemmed from a comment that I'd made after working in a DIY shop and a woman bought a toilet seat back that her hubby had bought her. I'm like what kind of present is that. He thought it would be funny
I'm still not laughing One day, I'll find something he really, really wants and do it back to him....
Either I've received a lot of strange gifts from my family. When I was 16 my mum got me a cupless bra & matching thong