Readers Paradise

Yay!  muahahahah -Tases Lily!-
Take that you glorified journalist!!

 

Hmmm... I'd like to be either or both... Unfortunately, I'm off to a cabin soon... Won't be able to do much for a couple days... But I'll try being a reporter.

 

SISSY ALIDA SAL TASERED ME!!!

-Whacks Sal with mah mic-

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll slap you next
Time Sal. 

 

-Shoots Lily-

I win

 

-Dogdes-

umm!!! I'm telling sissy Alida on you!! Your gonna be in trouble!  For shooting her lil sis!

 

Muahahahahaha!

 

Nope! Actually...
-Slaps Sal-
Muahahahahaha! Win :3

 

*Stabs Sal with a pen* Hey! No shooting my sissy! 

 

-Tases Lily again then slaps her with her own microphone-

Nope that's win

 

She started it!

 

 I dun care! No shooting my sisseh!

 

-Shoots Kris-



 

*Bullet hits the mic* HEY! I JUST GOT THAT! *Pepper sprays Sal*
(I carry pepper spray, hell yes)

 

-Shoot around wildly-

 

*Dodge-rolls, sweep-kicking Sal so that he lands on his back*

 

Sissy Alida Sal tasered me!