Funny Poem Contest

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

 

You look like pie
I'll call you pie

THE END

 

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In my butt having coffee break Starbucks.

/saythatfast. Moderately fast. 

 

There once was a dog called cat,
It wanted to catch a rat,
Cat jumped on the sofa,
To scare the rat over,
But ended up falling and killing his owner

 

-That's a fat assed dog called cat
-And too bad he couldn't kill the rat
I wonder what would happen to the rat
If he were a mouse chased by an actual cat