FortunatelyUnfortunately game

Fortunately i had a spoon to dig out

 

Unfortunately the floor was concrete.

 

Fortunately I found an already dug hole

 

Unfortunately it was filled with illegally transported drugs

 

Fortunately, after I squirmed through it, I sold it and became rich

 

Unfortunately I spent it all and became poor agin

 

Fortunately, I still had $10

 

Unfortunately it was a fake $10 bill

 

Fortunately, they didn't know that at the store and I bought some food

 

Unfortunately they soon found out 

 

Unfortunately it was stale and Gave you FOOD poisening

 

Fortunately I was many miles away because I had hopped on a train

 

Unfortunatley I fell off the train

 

Fortunately I wasn't hurt too badly 

 

Unfortunately i then found my head missing

 

Phew could have been nasty

Unfortunately my head was still 5 miles back

 

Unfortunately i flew into a lampost cos i couldnt see

 

Fortunately... I was still alive!

 

Unfortunately I was stricken with toxic shock sydrome

 

Fortunately I am an electric socket now