Top 50 things to do in an Elevator

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -SexyStrawberry, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Pretend to have a heart attack when a passenger get on
     
  2. When u leave/enter and there are others, take out your water bottle and start drinking. Pretend to trip and spill some water on the person 
     
  3. Sing children's songs while you ride.

    IMAGINE: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

    Others: *stare at you like your mental*

     
  4.  You have some good ideas.
     
  5. Pretend to be skitzofernic. (probably didn't spell that right)
     
  6. Sometimes even autocorrect doesn't do the trick
     
  7. When the doors open, hide to the sides of the elevator so that when the person comes in, you make a finger-gun, yell PEW and say DIE DEMON!
     
  8. Sing "twinkle, twinkle little star" in a minor key lol
     
  9. Wear a Spiderman costume and attempt to climb the walls.
     
  10. lololol
     
  11. If a security cop comes in, yell, "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" and run. 
     
  12. (1)Put on red paint and yell at the next person to walk in "you're mine"
    (2)wait till its full and fart , then blame the person next to you
    (3)put tooth paste in your month and yell "I found you"
    (4)hold a dolls head and say "I'm sorry"
    (5)put dirty diapers all over the walls
    (6)push the basement button , make sure you push it first and have that person ride down with you, then pull out a doll and start talking to it by saying "I understand"
     
  13. Run around with your hands up
     
  14. i shaved my legs in the elevator and my cousin shaved his beard
     
  15. I smashed someone's face into the wall of the elevator once






    Captain no fuck ing help away
     
  16. I got stuck in a elevator with a lady called Nishma screaming her head off over the phone and shouting at someone and she had two daughters one is a sorta 20 age girl who wasn't bothered about the elevator she was just busy on her phone and her other daughter who was 10 started crying and always shows off at me when I wanna make friends with her!
    So that's my elevator story and btw the elevator went a bit up then down then started working
    Soooo ta ta!!!
     
  17. My cousin was playing with a rubber band and accidentally let it fall on some strict-looking woman's shoulder. He spent a very awkward 10 seconds trying to get it while the woman was staring at him like, "Da ****?"