Game; Would you rather

Why are all these nasty questions ,_,
Hobos foot >.<
Would you like an ejector seat in a car or an oil slick device?

 

Would you rather put your tongue on an elephants butthole or eat your own poop?

 

Keep eating poop
Kill your pet with your bare hands! Or make a sandwich?

 

Sandwich. I love my dog.  She's a golden lab.

Would you rather kiss the person you like or pull someones pants down?

 

Kiss the person I like
already done
Destroy a city or give a decease to a country?

 

Oh. Oopsies. 

Destroy a city. It would be so fun! PEWPEWPEW- 

Would you rather be able to read people's minds or be a ninja?

 

I'd rather be a dino that way I could eat others! Unlike the cupcake!

 

Would u rather kill JB or Rebecca Black?

 

Rebecca black. Hands down. Not saying I like JB but Rebecca's so damn annoying.

Would you rather eat a cockroach to survive for 3 days or eat week-old road kill to survive for two weeks?

 

um not eat ice cream :)


would you rather drink your moms pee or bathe in it?!?!

 

Bathe in it

Would you rather kiss a squirrel or kiss a tramp's butt?

 

Squirrels are clean 

Would you rather sky dive 15,000ft or climb 150ft?

 

Immortal until the point where the grannies clear off 

Sci-fi or Horror?

 

Horror 

Would you rather not ever have pizza again or lose your hair

 

Not have pizza again I need my hair

Would you rather live a lie or die telling the truth?

 

Die telling the truth!

Would you rather do this or that? 

 

That!

 

Oh whoops!
Would you rather be a powerfull but ugly cave monster or an average human? 

 

Average human.

Would you rather read Twilight or watch Twilight xD