Awkward Moments

 Are you saying you've been bacon rping without me Zed?! 























t(._.t)

 

you never want to anymore

 

 That's because you don't get crispy for me anymore!

 

you take me out of the pan too early

 

That's because I'm hungry, and you take too long to cook. 

 

 it only takes 3 minutes to make bacon nice and crispy if you do it right

its not my fault i can cook for a long time

 

 I'm not good at waiting!

 

That awkward moment when I go to do the dirty feed with my husband and I fall off the bed due to our silk blanket 

 

Deed*

 

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I bet that was a turn on for him.

 

That awkward moment when my hubby starts rubbing my back and my cat bites him thinking that he's hurting me

 

The awkward moment when in school the class gets quiet and you n ur friend is the only retards talking

 

Retârdš

 

^ the awkward moment when someone bypasses on a thread after obviously seeing it got filtered for a reason

 

^ The awkward moment when I almost died laughing reading the awkward moment above me.

 

 I almost killed you?

 

 Yes, but I'm still breathing!

 

That awkward moment when your doctor asks you have you been sexually active in front of your mom.

 

^the awkward moment when you say yes and the doctor asks "how many partners?"

 

 how many partners