That awkward moment when you wake up next to a human face and hand... But nothing else. And blood. Really awkward.
That awkward moment when you're walking to your car and the winds are high and your dress blows up over your headthe parking lot is full and you can be seen also from the freeway
True story.....My undergarments were clean and not holey Once I had to make a serious decision when my dress blew up. Catch my dress and drop my food or try to catch with one hand and hold food at same timethat was so hard
That awkward moment when you're standing in the checkout line at the grocery store and your 3-year-old asks very loudly why the woman standing directly in front of you is so fat.
two people have awkward moments related to Lois and I. Now I have a ton, I'm by nature a very awkward person lol. I went to go on a blind date once and my friend drove me and my other friend was in the passenger seat so I was stuck in the back and it was a two door where you had to put the seat up to get out of the back I was wearing a skirt went to get out of the back, my foot got caught in the seatbelt and I almost face planted, my friend caught me but let's just say he got a look at the goods before I intended him too. Getting repeatedly mistaken for your boyfriends ex. Your ex dating someone after you who has a very similar name and look and him creepily telling you one night he picked her because she reminded him of you. Your mom finding you passed out on the lawn without your pants. A cop letting you out of handcuffs, calling him some very choice words, him asking if you'd like to be placed back in handcuffs, you saying no and sauntering off only to face plant literally 5 feet from the cop. Escaping from the creepy guy at the bar only to have him at the party you're at only 2 hours later. All true stories, I have more.
The most awkward moment was when I was 24 brought a girl home started doing the deed . Then my ex pops up in my front door comes inside to "talk"
When I was really young I thought I looked awful with glasses so one day I took them off and proclaimed I got contacts, I walked up to my crush and he looked at me and was like you should really put your glasses back on you look much better with them on. I was so mortified was like 5th grade where your crushes opinions were like gold. Uhm I ran into a really cute guy once holding feminine products. Like literally ran into him. I face planted into a guys face while doing the deed.
The awkward moment when the guy your on a date with tell's you mid meal " oh I hope you don't mind I told my mom and grandma I'd pick them up from my sisters house when we are done eating. " Meanwhile I'm a few glasses of wine deep and not wearing "meet the family clothing " .... this was also our first and last date. Met his mom, grandma, sister, neices, brother in law and sisters bff. Another awkward moment when your baby gets your cellphone and dials a number while you're doing crazy baby talk.