Well in real life I have my sister, n I'm not sure what I'd do without her. I also have my "second" mom, who has always been there for me. And finally I have my boyfriend, who I could almost call my soul mate.
Ahem. Just lemme — * INHALES * HOFFFFFFFF * EXHALES * HAAAAAAAAH. PREPARE FOR THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOVE FEST YOU WILL EVER SEE, BITCHES. Danzers: Seafood is still better, I'm still taller, but ramen is still the best, being short can be adorable, and you are the best person to lean on and punch in the man boob whenever I feel bored. Expect to get bruised 24/7 and more pestering on Homestuck, OR ELSE YOU WON'T KNOW THE FUCK FIDUSPAWN IS. Roybutt: I named my fucking dog after you. DUDE. I NAMED MINIROY AFTER YOU. AND WHENEVER I SAY 'ROYYYYYYYY' he slams into the kitchen door and jumps out and then pounces on my face and licks me into oblivion and paws at my hair and then drops and rolls for a tummy rub. He's basically you. *o* You'll forever be my roybutt who's afraid of jeff the killer and dislikes having harry potter being spoiled for him AND L337 5P34K. And adores tummy rubs. And strippers in pink maid outfits hiding in closets like the boogeyman. HARDY HUR HAR. Qinpoo: I remember that summer when I made a bracelet with the names 'qin' 'chloe' and 'roy' all tied together. And then I punched a hole in the fourth wall to summon Haruhi and threw it into the air for a friendship ritual and stuck it on my old backpack and answered 'THEY'RE MY BFFLS' everytime someone asked. And I still do that. Minus the friendship rituals BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF BLOOD TO SACRI- I mean LOVE. BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN THAT BRACELET. Oh, and Snape is the biggest saggiest butt with the saddest backstory in the entire life. And Harry Potter. AND MINECRAFT. Foxaii: HOW DO I LIIIIIIIIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUU. OH HOW DO I, HOW DO IIIIIIII. No seriously just how the fuck. Without you there would be no more story times, no more punching holes in the ceiling and walls, and no more food porn. And food porn is our number 1 source of enjoyment besides pulling out butts from a magician's hat. Living without my horse-loving gal is like living in a world where homestuck, anime, and games never existed. Which is Goddamn impossible. So I say this, ONCE, AND FOR A MILLION GAZILLION TIMES AFTER, pfblt. The word of the gods of f'ghjuk'qo, HASD'POK. ;D Everybody other than the ones listed above are just people that I puke rainbows on for my pure enjoyment. BECAUSE HUR HUR YOU FUCKING LOVE BEING ENGULFED IN A MASS PILE OF GLITTER. Ke$hastuck, bitchez.
Sorry, it's an old list I still stick by it though. Britt, You are my weird Twinny Lol we always have a good time together we can never stay mad at each other. You are my only girl best friend I love you
It'll be my two GUY BESTFRIENDS. we've been together for almost 9 years now. And I owe a lot to them. They're the most important guys in my life.
Shit I forgot shan STUPID CHLOE Shan: WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY GRATITUDE EVEN THOUGH WE CRIED TOGETHER IN PM FOR ETERNITY. I LOVE YOU AND I THINK IF I EVER COME TO AMERICA OR WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE WE SHOULD HANG OUT TOGETHER (and by that i mean drink beer in allies and pass out on walls). <3 ;o;