Parsec13-Ipseity_Eunoia
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Anyone know any funny jokes, good quotes or witty sayings? Best of those 3 categories gets a gift. Good gifts.
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*-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01)
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hi
ninja_puppy
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Cookie you post on everything don't you
*-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01)
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yes
ninja_puppy
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Figured I use to do that . . . I miss my old account
-Lesbehonest-
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Dream as if you'll live forever
Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
~Ari~
Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
~Ari~
ninja_puppy
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Umm that's wrong
*-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01)
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"A man who won't die for something, Does not deserve to live at all."
~Martin Luther King Jr.
~Martin Luther King Jr.
ninja_puppy
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Not really
*DarkFallenAngel_221 (01)
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Yesterday was history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift.
That's why they call it present!
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
[Watson punches him in the face]
Sherlock Holmes: [to Watson] Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
There are also many other good quotes by Sherlock Holmes but yet if I submit more well lets put it as I will be posting the whole script of both movies as well as the books!
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is a gift.
That's why they call it present!
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
[Watson punches him in the face]
Sherlock Holmes: [to Watson] Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!
There are also many other good quotes by Sherlock Holmes but yet if I submit more well lets put it as I will be posting the whole script of both movies as well as the books!
*NeonWolf (01)
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"I don't know what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones."
-A.E.
-A.E.
M4GN1F1C3NT_R34P3R
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nice one neon
*x4FreeKilljoy4x (01)
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Forget about the past - You can't change it.
Forget about the future - You can't predict it.
Forget about the present - I didn't buy you one. Happy Birthday.
I didn't want to go to work today, so I called my boss and said: "Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've got a wee cough".
He replied: "You've got a wee cough?"
I said: "Really? Cheers boss! I'll see you next week!"
Forget about the future - You can't predict it.
Forget about the present - I didn't buy you one. Happy Birthday.
I didn't want to go to work today, so I called my boss and said: "Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've got a wee cough".
He replied: "You've got a wee cough?"
I said: "Really? Cheers boss! I'll see you next week!"