 2 keys To give Away

Are you a sim?

Cuz I want to woohoo with you till I'm dead

 

So lame 

 

Can I have your car keys? Cause you're driving me crazy ?

 

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

 

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause u got a pretty sweet ass!

 

Is that a mirror in ur pocket cause I can see myself in ur pants
This next one isn't really a pickup line I just think it's funny
Hey girl ur like a pizza at a Chinese restaurant I'm not feeling u right now but ur over there doing ur thing and u respect that

 

I already did the mirror one! Try again ️

 

There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned ?

 

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

 

You know what's on the menu? It's Me- N - U

 

Are you my new boss? Because you sure are giving me a raise

I'm like a rubiks cube . The more you play with me the harder I get.

 

Could you take your shirt off? I want to see how angels hide their wings

Are you made of Barium and Beryllium because you're a BaBe

If you held a dozen roses In front of the mirror you'd be looking at the 13 most beautiful things in the world️

 

You know the house down there?
Yea! That one, its abandoned.
Wanna make it less abandoned?

(Ewwww)

 

LMAO HI Z

 

Your so beautiful made me forgot my pick up line

 

Are you a camera?

Cause I can't help but smile when I see you

 

Boy : Do you know the difference between trains and me?
Girl : ????
Boy : trains stop at a station... well i am stop at your heart..

Lol

Man : bae, buy me a medicine please...
Woman : what medicine? Are you sick???
Man : yeah.. i got fever,
i feverly in love with you..
Woman : aww smooch

Lol again

 

Is your dad a baker? You are a cutie-pie?

 

Are you a magician? Cause every time I see you everyone disappears