 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. guees what im wearing the smile you gave me
     
  2. Dang girl you must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day
     
  3. "It's called 'The forbidden kingdom' for a reason" 

    "I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get" 

    "Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
     
  4. "Dammn shawwty you look finee.. come and let me see you do the whipp.And Maybe Ill teach you how to dougie."  randomly made up
     
  5. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
     
  6. *Nerd Joke*???

    Are you my trig homework?

    Because I could do you all night long
     
  7. Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes..
     
  8. Is your father a gardener? Because you've got a nice bush 

    Hey beautiful, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're such an angel 
     
  9. "I'm the std in stud, all I need is u" 
     
  10. Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?? Cause it hurt when I did

    On a scale from one to america. How free are you tonight.
     
  11. "I'll show you my German whip" 

    "Cold out isn't it?" (Staring at boobs) ?

    "I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is YOU in it." 
     
  12. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
     
  13. My magic watch says ur not wearing underwear.. Oh u are? Well it must be 15 minutes fast
     
  14. Have we met b4 ? :roll:
     
  15. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first 
     
  16. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
     
  17. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
     
  18. You must be tired baby because you've been running thru my mind all day. ?
     
  19. I wish I was sin² and you were cos²
    so together we could be 1!?
     
  20. Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart skipped a beat when I saw you. You're the apple of my eye so let me be the samsung of yours.
     
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