The Death Game

Attacked by giant spiders

 

A circus truck runs over you and a bunch of animals come out of the bus and eat your face

 

Giant kids

 

Death by thunderstorm. Of leaves.

 

You will die in a death sentence XD

 

Do you really have to grave dig a half year old game you made?

 

You'll get beaten to death with an egyptian whip!
Ouch >.<

 

You will die from a crazy chihuahua on crack who also has anger management

 

Your significant other will be bitten by a wolf and hide it from you so you don't worry. As it turns out, it was a werewolf, on a full moon. Your anniversary will be the night of a full moon and she'll rip your throat out, julienne your liver and rip your eyeballs from their sockets, so you can't see your sweetheart anymore.

 

You will die buy walking into on coming traffic while playing pimd on your phone

 

 I probably will die like that. I already walk into walls...

 

Oh yeah.. You will die by a self inflicted gun shot wound to the foot which you don't go to the doctor before because your HMO doesn't cover it 

 

You'll drown in Atlantis 

 

I live in Canada free health care lol

 

Well fart. 

 

Lol

 

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Derp.

 

^They will be derping too hard on Herpday and derp will hit them in their herpderp. Rip.

 

You will be raped by me 