 Pirate role play 

Kat: -kicks his skull- STOP!

 

Drake: *thrusts his cutlass sloppily towards Kat

 

Kat: -arches back a bit to not get hit with blade- Stop fighting! -punches his hand and the cut lass falls from his hand- What the hell is going on! -catches his cutlass-

 

Real Drake: *swings through on a vine carrying a large bag and kicking the fake drake to the ground and draws his gun and empties 5 bullets in the skull then stomps on the skull so it is a messy pulp

 

Kat: -flips cutlass in air and catches the handle blade pointed at me- Here's you're sword back

 

Drake: *shrugs* all I know is it's dead and I've got the diamonds from the cannibals

 

Drake: that's not my sword

 

Drake: yeah *spits on it

 

Kat: -shrugs and tosses it at ground- I don't want it. -looks at Cynthia- When can we get out of this place?

 

Drake: I want more treasure anyway so I'll split up this bag of diamonds if I get a kiss from Kat *smirks

 

Kat: -looks at Cynthia- WHAT!?

 

Drake: *smirks* want diamonds or not?

 

Kat: -sighs and pulls him by the collar and kisses him-

 

Drake: *kisses back and prolongs the moment then splits up the diamonds equally between everyone