 Pirate role play 

Euan: oh look tree is the "awesome" captin now and incase you are too dumb that was sarcasm

 

-The barrel I'm in tips over- Ow!

 

Clarissa: -Steps on her foot-

 

Euan:- hears another girl shouting- so I am not the only one you have captured where is this one?

 

Ties a foul smelling cloth to her face and slams her against the bars again "Shut the fuck up!"

 

*walks over to Euan and smacks his head with the hilt of his gun* Shut it.

 

Clarissa: -Keeps screaming-

 

-Looks out the barrel-

 

Euan: oh little tommy go run to your presious captin ooooh -moves my hands and steps back agains the wall so no one can reach me-

 

*takes a cloth out of his pocket, blows his nose on it and stuffs it in Clarrissa's mouth*

 

Clarissa: -Looks disgusted-

 

Euan: Yo that just ain't right. Hey you alright girl?

 

*smirks and points his gun at Euan* Maybe she is precious, more precious than you.

 

-Wanders around the ship-

 

That's how we do things in the navy, want me to do the same to you?