 Pirate role play 

Drake: nice I saw him kiss Sam *not talking with his usual vigor

 

Kat: Oh yeah they crushed into each other after I pushed him -looks at him- You alright?

 

-Looks at Jack-

 

Jack: *smiles blushing

Drake: no

 

-blushes too-

 

Kat: You can't fool me. Que pasa amigo?

 

Sailor: *climbs stealthily up the side of the ship and aims a gun at Sam

(NOBODY KILL HIM! I haves a plan)

 

(you said "are you alright?" he said "no")

 

-Doesnt see the sailor-

 

(oh sorry scratch the first sentence)

 

Sailor: hey Sam guess what your dead

Jack: *shakily aims a pistol at the sailor

Sailor: aw is the kid gonna-

Jack: *shoots him dead in the head

 

Drake: I don't speak foreign

 

Jack: I didn't do it!

 

How did he know my name?! 0.0

 

Jack: *still holding the smoking gun

 

Kat: It means what's going on?

 

Drake: I'd rather not talk about it *dives into the waters below