We're lazy early bird. Now update! 100 dead monkeys
I'm not an early bird!NOOOOOO!!! THOSE MONKEYS WERE IN MY ARMY! NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO ATTACK THE UNICORNS FOR ABANDONING ME( I'm naturally this random lol not crazy.. Well might be but still)
He jumped onto the balcony and then helped me over, motioning for the rider to leave. It did as told and left. I stare at Jack confused as he led me back in the room, shutting the screen door that separated the room and the balcony. He then pulled me into a tight hug and began laughing. "Stop laughing! It's contagious," I said laughing with him. "But Clo! We scared them away by kissing," he said still laughing. I laughed to"S-stop," I screamed hardly breathing. He stopped laughing and smiled at me. "What?" "...Your face is all red." "Well you have been making me sit here and laugh the whole time we've been in here!" "Not my fault!" I laughed again"Yea right." "See it's calmer looking now." "Okay, stop looking at my face!" "But it's cute. With your little nose and sparkling eyes and amazing smile. Then there's the fact it's heart shaped. Your hair is also amazing. And... Hey! Don't blush! It's true!" I was blushing"Is not! Stop staring," I said blushing more and covering my face. He grabbed my wrists and removed my hands from my face. "Don't do that," he whispered. "I didn't think you were the romantic type Jack," I smirked. "Well you thought wrong," he said acting hurt. "I sowy," I said batting my eyes. He sighed"How can I say no to that?" "You can't," I smiled. "Yea I realize that now," he said, playfully rolling his eyes. I laughed and kissed him on the cheek. He groaned"Now your just teasing me." "Damn right I am," I laughed. "Hey, don't cuss! It's unladylike." I rolled my eyes"I care because...?" "I don't know! You just should," he stated matter of factly, staring at my lips. "I'm not kissing you when you're being a smart ass!" "I'm not being a smart ass! I'm just stating a funny fact!" I laughed"Okay, but I'm still not kissing you again." He pouted"Why not?" "Because your stalker friend,Ben, is watching us!" I nodded my head towards the balcony and laughed. "Well lets just show him that I have something he can't have!" I rolled my eyes as he moved my arms and placed them around his neck, sliding his hands back around my waist. "Pweaseee," he begged. "I think you are just making excuses now you pitiful boy," I laughed. "I am pitiful," he said making a puppy dog face. I laughed"Nope,"I said and began running around the room, him chasing after me. Finally, he scooped me off the ground and in his arms. He flopped on his back on the bed, holding onto me tightly no matter how much I struggled. "Now you have to because your my prisoner and have to listen to me!" "Okay!" "Yay,"he screamed with a smile creeping on his face. "First,I will kiss your nose," he said turning me so I was beside him and looking at him. He then lightly kissed my nose. "Next, I will kiss your head," he said kissing my head gently. "Then, I will kiss your cheeks," he said kissing each one of cheeks. "Finally, to make him real jealous, I will kiss you on the lips. If he doesn't come out still than I have a better plan." He then softly kissed me. I knew he wouldn't stop with the one kiss and he didn't. He kissed me several times before deciding that it should just be one kiss that lasted for awhile. Ben never came out though. I knew he was out there because I saw him. "What's your other plan?" "Let's get up and I'll tell you." I nodded as he pulled me up. I began to laugh but he put up a finger telling me to shush. "Get on that side behind the wall and when I count to three, start beating on the screen door as loud as possible," he whispered and got on the other side behind the wall. I did as told and he held up one finger then another. Finally he held up three and we began banging on the door. I laughed as Ben flew in the air. We fell on the floor laughing so hard. Ben ran in and began screaming"WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL?" "You were the one spying on us,"Jackson smirked. "That's for a good reason," he said rolling his eyes. "What is that reason," I asked curiously. "Umm... Jack, can I talk to you alone?" "Sure man. Clo, I'll come over later okay?" "Okay. See you later then," I said awkwardly walking out and to my room. Did I say something wrong to Ben? Maybe he was just a natural stalker? I walked to my room, random, crazy, thoughts appearing in my head. JACKSON P.O.V "Man, my girl was over here! What do you want," I screamed angrily at Ben. What was so damn important that he had to make my girlfriend leave? If I was going to earn her trust, then I needed to be all lovey dovey a little longer. "Sorry bro but I was waiting for y'all to finish... Someone needed me to tell you something." "Was it Jessica?" He nodded slowly. Shit. "Why? I told her I can't date her until I get rid of Clo!" "She wanted to meet you tonight." "The love place?" He nodded once again. "Why can't she understand? It's supposed to be a little longer! Until that dreaded gang lets us go! Then I can dump Clo! I mean she's hot and funny and adorable and everything, but she is still a target. Something to use and throw away. Simple as that." "She said she needed you now and it was important," he muttered scratching the back of his head. I nodded and ran off not hearing his last words. "You'll be sorry when she's mine forever and you had the chance. Oh wait." BEN P.O.V I dragged Chloe out of her room. I had told her Jackson wanted to see her in the love place. Oh I can't wait until she runs to me for comfort. She'll be mine then. She laughed as I dragged her. As we got closer I stopped. "Shh," and pointed at Jackson and Jessica. She watched ,her face going pale. "Jackson... I need to tell you something," Jessica said on the verge of crying. "What is it babe? Is something wrong? You need a hug? How about a kiss," Jackson asked sweetly. She shook her head"Jackson... I'm pregnant." He gaped at her"H-how far along?" "Jackson, I think you know good and well how long!" "A week," he whispered. She nodded slowly and began to cry. "Shh. Don't cry babe. I'll be there for you," he said hugging her. Oh how believable he is. He'll probably take off if he doesn't really love her. "R-really?" "Of course babe. I love you." "I love you to." He kissed her and Chloe took this as a opportunity, since both of their eyes were closed. She snuck up behind Jackson. She then slapped him hard in the back of the head. So hard you could hear something crack in his bones. Wow that girls tough. For a girl anyway. She then ran away from him. I chased after her, feeling him stare into me. "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME MAN," he screamed"I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS?!" "YEAH WELL I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO TREAT A GIRL! LOOKS LIKE WE ARE BOTH WRONG AREN'T WE JACKSON?" I then continued to chase after Chloe. I may have lost a best friend but hey, it was worth it. I might actually get the girl of my dreams and Jackson wasn't going to get in the way of it. Not this time. "Chloe," I screamed at her. She was trapped now. No where to go. I wasn't going to be an ass to her like Jackson was. "I'm sorry but I thought you needed to know." "No, I'm glad you showed me. Now I know how big of an ass he is." I laughed"I'm surprised you didn't know already." "Me to," she smiled. Surprisingly she hasn't shed one tear. I wonder why? Did she think she needed to be strong in front of me? "You can cry if you need to," I muttered hoping she would. It's a part of my plan of stealing her heart like she stole mine. "I don't need to." "Why not?" "If I do, I'll show him that I cared and I can't do that." "Well if you come to my place you think you could cry then? I know it hurts and I don't want you to be alone crying. I know it will be of some help." "You wouldn't mind?" "Of course not!" "Then I think I'll accept that offer," she smiled. I laughed and rolled my eyes"Alright now you sound like a snobby queen." She laughed. Hmm. Maybe it won't be as hard as I thought to get her heart I mean if Jackson could than how could I not? ~~>~~>~~>~~>~~>~~> Uh ohhh this Ben seems crazy hmmm. First a stalker and now this...haha I wrote it so I shouldn't be talking about it zip P.s Dear unicorns who disguised themselves as humans, Why did y'all abandon me?? I helped y'all and was going to get u more followers but noooo! U abandon me to go to Pluto! Hope u like it therenow I'm going train monkeys to attack u crazy thingsu look cute on outside but your just evil And readers, I know some of you r unicorns spying on me Lol I so crazybut it's true
See no guns? Yeah, I play nice. More monkeys will be delivered after your next update
Don't scream! It hurts monkeys ears and how do I know if those monkeys are on the unicorn side they could be secret spies trying to find my plan in revenge
I was playing a game with my friends where they ha do guess what I was thinking and they couldn't! Know what it was? Don't tell anyone! BOOPITY BOOPITY BOOP And then when they guessed it I added AND MONKEYS NOW EVERYONE LISTEN TO SONG PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR BY CHARLIE THE UNICORN! THEY REALLY ARE ANNOYING WHEN THEY TALK SOMETIMES