 The Bithday Game 

I choked on a soda because the voices told me to.


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I kissed myself because I'm stupid.

 

Amanda please

 

Hi beans! 

 

I murdered a weirdo cause that's how I roll :roll: oh you gurlfriend

 

I.murdered a weirdo cuz i am hot and what to do

 

I went out with a policeman because I was drunk....

Going out with a policeman while your drunk doesn't sound like a very good idea :/

 

I fell in love with a doctor because I'm hot and I do what I want.

 

I choked on my neighbor because I was high....

.-.

 

I shot my best friend because they were retarded! lmao

 

I ate a goat because I'm retarded  sounds exactly like me

 

I danced with my neighbour because I'm retarded.

 WTF?

 

I sang to my dog because I was drunk.

Eh... Kinda makes sense. 

 

 I just noticed that it says 'Bithday.' 

 

I hugged a banana because I'm stupid 

 

I smacked a goat because thats what i do

 

I sang to my neighbor because your mom told me to. 

 

I kissed a gangster because someone offered me $1,000,000. Ha 

 

I gave my num to you mom because she asked me to.