Secret of the person above you

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by VladimirPutin, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. Smells trees
     
  2. Uses bark as toilet paper
     
  3. Lived in a squirrels tree and ended up Dead cause the squirrel killed you for taking its home
     
  4. loves to lick sqiurells
     
  5. Got a squirrel pregnant
     
  6. Fought w a squirrel over a nut.
     
  7. Killed a squirrel
     
  8. got woohooed by a squirell and loved it
     
  9. You know it

    Ate a squirrel off the road
     
  10. licked a dead puppy that had rabies
     
  11. Tried to revive dead roadkill w CPR
     
  12. Gets Wedgies from wearing tight jeans.
     
  13. Loves the feel of a good Wedgie
     
  14. Chews on tar and tea leaves.
     
  15. Like chalk in her chocolate milk!
     
  16. Chews chalk like gum.!
     
  17. Puts chalk dust on spaghetti like parmesan!
     
  18. Thumbs and big toes are swapped.