Secret of the person above you

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by VladimirPutin, Dec 29, 2011.

  1. ?

    Knows Willy Wonka personally.
     
  2. Luls cuz I'm in a willy wonka play:3

    Has been to mars with alien friends
     
  3. Wow really?

    Got chased by a cat.
     
  4. Yeah:D

    Only knows that because it was one of UR 100
     
  5. I don't have cats. My mom doesn't like to have pets.

    Stole chocolate from Willy Wonka's factory.
     
  6. Is secretly an oompa loompa.
     
  7. Leo is as nutty as a squirrel turd.
     
  8. Wrong I eat oompa loompas

    Oompa loompa doompa di do I've got a story to tell to you, oompa loompa doompa da de if you were wise you would listen to me,

    What do you get when you eat lots of sweets? Morbidly obese and some rotted out teeth!
     
  9. Uhh

    Is secretly in love with an oompa loompa
     
  10. Owns an oompa loompa and keeps it in the basement:3
     
  11. Is being stabbed in the foot with a Spoon By a Penguin
     
  12. Is giving birth to an oompa loompa
     


  13. Got pwnd by said penguin.
     
  14. Took an arrow to the knee
     
  15. Diesnt get touched with a 9 foot pole
     
  16. Wouldn't even touch you, with a 39.5 foot poleeeee. Or however mr grinch goes.