Secret of the person above you

Will never publicly speak about their crush on Danny DeVito

 

Puts the milk in your cereal bowl first

 

The secret of the person above me is a secret. How would i know their secrets?

 

Sucks their thumb to sleep

 

Calls his crush on the phone 5 times a day but always hangs up because he's too shy

 

Farts when they climax

 

Eats his boogers

 

Eminyan is says he hates anime but have tons of anime figurines

 

Is a crazed gamer but only plays pimd

 

Sets fires in their local fire station for the thrill of it twice a week

 

Has their last meal stuck between their teeth

 

Isn't really a radish farmer.

 

Makes up lies about my radishes.

 

Believes all their beets are radishes

 

Is inable to identify radishes as radishes, and instead firmly insists they are beets.

 

Brainwashes kids to make them believes that beets are actually radishes.

 

Sells radishes that are actually beets

 

Touches kids

 

sucked harry poter's anus