Secret of the person above you

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Is nice (in my opinion)

 

Eats cow poop!!! 

 

 stalks Michelle Obama

 

Knows how to spell Michelle

 

Confuses me....

 

Eats their dirty toe nails 

 

Has no secrets 

 

Cover themselves in purple paint and tries to care their neighbors

 

Knows that my name is spelled wrong

 

 eats their bellybutton lint

 

Eats a lot of burgers bc they believe that cows will take over the world

 

 sticks a banana in their ear

 

Is my bestfriend

 

Smells like dirt
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Smells like dirty dirt

 

Eats fried underwear 

 

Yum lol


Ate my old couch

 

ate my week old donuts

 

Drank sweat from an old fat guy who just ran 2 miles

 

Is a lonely old person who sucks on their dentures all day 