Most off topic thread ever!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FootIongSandwich, Jul 6, 2013.

  1. The*

    And yes, beejesus is my good ole' friend. 
     
  2. I won't let it die mwahahaha wakawaka?
     
  3.  The bee shall kill it  killer bee's
     
  4. I ate a peanut butter jelly-bean sammich.... Horrible idea
     
  5. Did someone say sammich?


    Foot 8D bee nice
     
  6. I want a sammich
     
  7. You know what really grinds my gears? When I go to the kitchen and see a box of something I like but it's empty 
     
  8. Oh that's criminal have you thought about retribution on the person that leaves that empty box?
     
  9. No. But I switch the cereal bags into different boxes.  SO HARDCORE.
     
  10. I did a year long Apiculture (beekeeping course) Drones(males bees) cant sting collect a jar of them and watch the drama unfold. ;)
     
  11. Do they pillow fight?
     
  12. Oh my cookies
     
  13. Waffle unicorns ate all my tofu, I would bee okay with that if a magical potato lizard were to granr me three beanstalks that grew syrup carrot mushrooms from their leafy apendages.

    On that note blueberries are invading the marshmallow kingdom and only Captain Crunch can save their gooey delicious lives. But first he must take a 30 second vow of silence to prove himself.

    After climbing the fruit basket mountain he met Chuck Norris who handed him a blue banana and said "**** *** ****ing **** **** out of my ****ing sight before I roundhouse kick you into Coco Pops!". Hearing these words of wisdom he instantly knew that he would have to seek out the thinking ape.

    Using his newfound teleport powers he took a shortcut through the gummy bear kingdom and met up with the ape who was all like "Die!". He was actually Gannon in disguise and sploded the universe.
     
  14. U want a sammich go to kitchen and make it yourself lah
     
  15. Make me kofte and shhhh already 
     
  16. 100th post 