I NEED A HUSBAND OR A WIFE

Ummm ill be him but i cant buy a teddy or rings till i have 18 dorms

 

But hey, gifts usually outbuy love any day. Have fun 

 

8 

 

*gets on a train to Bris* I will find you, young lady 

 

9 

 

10 

 

 not you too, Kandy!! 

 

10 guarantees a private behind closed doors sesh 

 

I'll bet all my nudes. 

Jk jk 

 

12 

 

13 plus ill throw in a crab 

 

 The nudes gives you her AND her Daughter Nina  consider it a free gift 

 

I'm one of her beautiful children.

I can't be tamed as well

 

It is hard to find a good man or woman to tame us Aussies. However i am already off the market. Good luck in your search fellow Aussie 

 

LOL.


Stay single. 

 

Single so you can mingle! My motto 

 

 Pearl Bubba 

Damn straight, Rep! Aussies FTW 

 Vice, lol

Nice, Dervish!! 

 I know, Kandy.. You'd make a great wifey though 

And sorry ladies and gents...  my  has been sold to a silent bidder... it's a done deal 

 

Congrats, whoever it was :3

 

I vote you auction me off since you turned me down 

 

Or me, though I may not stick to it 