YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mamma so ugly, at the stripclub they pay her to keep her clothes on

Yo mamma so fat, her shadow weighs 47 pounds

Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is ragu

Yo mamma so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan

Yo momma so ugly, they named her D@MN cause they couldn't fit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH on her birth certificate

Side note: to the posters I saw who were all "you guys are mean" or "maybe some of us lost our moms", if you don't like it, leave. Noone's forcing you to be here. Or, at least, that's what yo momma said..

 

You're mama so short that she did suicide by jumping off the sidewalk

 

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Yo Momma So Stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

To Mama So Poor, she was kicking a can down the street, I asked " what you doing" she replied "I'm moving"

 

To Mama so old, her picture is next to Jesus's picture in the yearbook

 

To Mama so ugly she made an onion cry

 

To Mama so stupid, she eats cereal with a fork

 

Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

 

Yo Mam is so famous because she's a good singer. 

 

Yo mama's so dumb when she worked at the m

 

* yo mama so dumb when she worked at the MnM factory, she threw out all the Ws

 

yo momma so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

 

Yo mama so holy, she went to church

 

Yo mama so fat that when I asked her what the alphabet was she said KFC 

 

Yo mama so kind that she donated money to the poor ^_^

 

Ahh what the heck?!

Yo mama so old she has a signed bible!
Yo mama so dumb she bought you tickets to XBox Live.

 

Y'all are GAY

 

Awww the first thread I ever posted in...

 

O which one? ?