Fortunately, Unfortunately game

Unfortunately we were attacked by the sheep who's wool we used

 

Fortunately it's time to sleep

 

Fortunately it was a vegetarian.

 

Unfortunately they got killed by people who don't like vegetarians

 

Unfortunately the cave the his in was full of man-eating lamb chops.

 

*they hid in

 

Unfortunately this T-Rex's ambitions for being batman vanished when he found out humans are delicious

 

Fortunately the real Batman turned the dinosaurs back from the dark side.

 

Unfortunately T-Rex found Batman a bit too chewy..
Must be all the rubber in his suit

 

Fortunately Batman was old anyways.

 

Unfortunately all his billions went to Alfred who became the new batman

 

Fortunately, Alfred was old too.

 

Unfortunately the T-Rex didn't eat Alfred and let him be a crime fighter

 

Fortunately, Alfred died of a heart attack :lol:

 

Unfortunately Robin thought this would strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's evil-doers

 

Fortunately, Robin was shot by the police for being mistaken as a molester. :lol:

 

Which left gotham to be defended by this badass

 

Fortunately, his fatness saved Gotham city! (for two seconds, at least)