Justice went to this crazy party last night and decided to drive home after having one too many drinks. A cop pulled him over and had him take a breathalyzer test, the result was not in his favor; he's now sitting in jail waiting for bail.
How bout add a twist. Have to use those three words. Has to be a true statement.... And make it rhyme
Glorious evil, oh how it hast ensnared thee! For I, in my righteous glory, shall bring peace to all of Arda with the aid of my companions; We shalt stop thou, Saurinion, and Mordor shalt be overthrown by tommorrow-eve. Gosh. Old English SUCKS! So hard...
The jail watched his favorite crime show and was disappointed at the results — justice had not been served.
A man,Who was drunk,Killed a sweet 14yr old girl,As a result of his dirty act he served justice and got thrown in jail