The Forumer's Café

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Cafes are for hipsters.

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I don't even know 

 

Hello bitches,

I'm Fox and I came to fuck shit up.

 

Fox is a cutie pie 

Anyways how is everyone? ?

 

I have my moments

I'm really overly confident today because I jumped my horse. I was told she wasn't gonna be able to jump. But she was. And I did it while tipsy

 

I'm okayish.

BAD FOXY! 

 

BUT IT WAS WINE. AND CHAMPAGNE AND AND AND THERE WERE TRUFFLES

 

she is???

 

Yea. I am. A little.

 

BAD FOXY It's okay I still love ya! 

 

Guys

Do you ever have those days where all the jeans you have left have holes and you really don't want to shave?

 

Yes 

 

I don't wanna wash my hair either. The conditioner I have has the consistency of a certain white substance.

Ill brb

 

Lol EWWWW 

Go get a different one Hun.