FreeKEY GIVEAway

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 11, 2015.

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  1. A women got on the bus with her baby the driver says "Ugh thats the ugliest baby I've seen". The women walks to the back of the bus and sits down fuming.She tells the guy next to her that the driver just insulted her. The guy said "Go and tell him off go one ill hold your monkey for you"
     
    #161 maddog08, May 11, 2015
  2. Heard about the joke about ata releasing a gift too early 
     
    #162 The-Phantom-Raspberry-Blower, May 11, 2015
  3. Lady felt tired and exausted so she went to visit her doc. doc says lady u look so weak, have u been taking your meals 3 times a day as i recommend. lady replied, doc i thought u said 3 MALES a day
     
    #163 i-bow-down-2-u, May 11, 2015
  4. ?better start here and take a time out from revising. Thanks all for taken part ?
     
    #164 Julzz, May 11, 2015
  5. Ironically, if you voted for the Green Party, you just wasted a piece of paper.
     
    #165 Fume, May 11, 2015
  6. I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost 3 days already
     
    #166 JordWiltshire, May 11, 2015
  7. What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison?


    A small medium at large ?
     
    #167 Drifting, May 11, 2015
  8. Darn i missed it?

    I love comps while im asleep?
     
    #168 Azza, May 11, 2015
  9. 'I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". '
     
    #169 JordWiltshire, May 11, 2015
  10. Me: Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do?
    Teacher: No, that would be wrong.
    Me: Good, because I didn't do my homework!
     
    #170 Azurill, May 11, 2015
  11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
     
    #171 JordWiltshire, May 11, 2015
  12. 10minutes befor dismissal:
    Teacher: Whoever gives the correct answer to my question goes home early. okay, so what is the squa---
    *John threw a paperball at the teacher*
    Teacher: Who threw that paperball at me?!
    John: I did, Ma'am. Goodbye!
     
    #172 Bubble, May 11, 2015
  13. The contest should technically be over so please stop submitting jokes as it is past 10Pm UK time.
     
    #173 Fume, May 11, 2015

  14. Hehehee
     
    #174 Azza, May 11, 2015
  15. I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. :|
     
    #175 Bubble, May 11, 2015
  16. Did you hear about the guys who got hit in the head with a soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    Ha-ha. Trying my best. lol ;-;
     
    #176 Bubble, May 11, 2015
  17. A little girl asked if she could rent the new halo 5 vidio game. Woman: vidio games are for boys. The woman had a box of trix cereal in her shopping cart. Little girl: Trix is for kids! And the little girl ran away with the cereal box.

    I laughed till my stomach hurt.
     
    #177 Hadassah_Foote, May 11, 2015
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    #178 Rawrrrrrr, May 11, 2015
  19. I'm just following contest regulations so if the rest of you Nooblets would like to do the same.

    Here's the real joke of pimd,
    People who can't read and still use forums.
     
    #179 Fume, May 11, 2015
  20. marymxnt
    Will get the key


    Will get the prancing Gerald

    -Heavenly_Butterfly_Ghost-
    JamesDaniel119
    _Dreamer_
    AlwaysHopeForeverHope



    Thank you all for taken part. . Apologies for being so late. I had a lot of reading to do.
    Until the next Hunt. All have Fun and enjoy the game



     
    #180 Julzz, May 11, 2015
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