A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5.00..
Teacher: Next person to answer my question my leave early. Student: -throws bag out window- Teacher: Who threw that?! Student: I did ma'am. I'm going home now.
Better start on the reading. If I haven't replied by ten is because I've passed out laughing.?️ Jk jk I'll reply and I'll send the key to the winner And I'll send 1 prancing Gerald's to 4 runner up's.
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
A policeman pulls someone over. He says " you've been giving this award, as I saw you were driving carefully. There's a big cash prize, so what do you think you'll spend it on?" The man driving says " Oh I think I'll get that driving license" his friend in the seat beside him quickly says " Oh don't listen to him he's a smart Alec when he's drunk" Someone in the back seat pipes up "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car" there is a bump heard from the back and they heard a mumble " are we over the border yet?"
My girlfriend sweetly whispered in my ear, "talk dirty to me baby" so I replied, "dishes, laundry, bathroom, floors,..."
Best Joke That moment when you wave at someone thinking that the person was actually waving at you but no, the person is waving at the guy behind you! :lol: