The husband told the wife gypsy style: Sweet heart, I wanted to take you to the moon, but it's full...
Asks husband wife: - Baby that I'm not the man, what would you want me to be? - Calendar. - Why? - That I can change you every year.
Sitting banana and a vibrator on the shelf, and banana says to vibrator: -What are you shaking they will not eat you.
Oh and My Joke. There's a Bear and a Rabbit In The Forest Both Going Poop. The Bear Looks Over at The Rabbit "Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have Problems With Poop Sticking to Your Fur?" The Rabbit Replies "No, Why?" Then The Bear Grabs The Rabbit and Wipes His Butt With Him (Disclaimer: The Vulgarity Makes It More Comical, But It's Against ToU to Swear ?
What do you give an injured lemon? Lemon-aid How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking? Apply some lubricant and keep going.
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the p0rrn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular p0rrn you sick fck."
Did you know that Tesco and Marks and Spencer's shared the same sausages, it's just different packaging? Does that mean that Marks and Spencer's also supply horse?
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too…’
White boy: "ur gay" *me shouting from the stands* NICE ONE MAN U GOT HIM THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN THE 1ST MILLION TIMES IT WAS USED FRE$H
During a job interview, the interviewer asks, so how long were you employed at your last job? Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'
The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. ?