 Life RP 

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by NeonQueen, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. (oh ya haven't u watched adventure time?  many pastries have bed times)
     
  2. (I'm not a cartoon pastry  Therefore Adventure Time doesn't apply to me, child )
     
  3. (oh no no, you are a cartoon pastry, this is a game, ur avatar is a cartoon and ur a pastry, cause you aren't an actual pie irl )
     
  4. (how would you know?  you never saw a picture of me  I'm a real life apple pie )
    (hey, question... DID ELIJAH AND RAVEN DO IT?! )
     
  5. (true dat )

    (are smurfs butts blue? )
     
  6. (yes, yes they are. 
    Sweet. Sex in a shower! )
     
  7. (how would you know that pie? HOW? )
     
  8. (I dated a smurf once )
     
  9. (mom!!  say it ain't so?!)
     
  10. (don't do drugs, Alida 
    One minute you're fine, the next, you wake up next to a smurf )
    I poke Elijah, sighing.
     
  11. -sits on couch singing Barney-
     
  12. (all this stuff going on with a baby walking around )
     
  13. (that's some good life advice right there! )
     
  14. (listen to yer momma! Now I'll think I'ma be a country pie for a bit )
    Opening my eyes, I instantly go red.
    "agh!" I huff, rolling on my side and sighing.
     
  15. (I cant believe it didn't get put into **** ) piss piss piss
     
  16. (put into what?  language! )
     
  17. -says bad words-