Elijah -smirks at baby chuckling- She ain't even a year old yet and she's falling for me, a new record for sure -pats the baby's head-
(I remembered that!! they're D's I tell you! D's!!!) "adorable..." I say, amazed the baby could even walk.
(nope. D's. People agree with me ) (that baby's tryin' to steal MAH man! Oh heeeeelll no! *stereotypical sassy black lady voice* jkjkjk)
( evil baby! Curse you!!) Elijah -eyes widen in horror and picks her up- Gross! Why did I steal you?! Raven!!!! -panicking-
( that's hilarious! and disgusting. But mostly hilarious ) "Oh, Uh, Elijah? The baby just..." I trail off, leaning away a bit.