What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A 100 DOLLA BILL well have fun Deuces ️
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the was a english king and his servent. 1Day the servent warned the king that there were 50 soldiers ready to kill him so he told his servent to get his hankercheif he asked why he told him its so he can wipe away sweat and show no fear. The next day the servent warned about 50more soldiers he told him to get his red coat he did as told then asked why a red coat he told him that if he got shot it woulndt show blood. The 3rd dsy the servent arrived with the news of 100more soldiers and the 1 thing the king said was get my brown pants.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping.they pitched there Tents under the starts and went to sleep.sometime in the middle of night Holmes woke up and said: "Watson,look up at sky, and tell me why you see." Watson replied: "I see million of stars." Holmes said: "and what do you deduce from that?" Weston replied: "well,of there are million of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's likely there are some planets like earth out there. And is there are a few planets like earth out there, might also be life. And Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot,it means they somebody stole our tent."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Yo momma & Obama jokes coming up .... Oh wait no Obama is a joke himself so jus the Yo momma joke.. Yo momma's so fat .... That her blood group is O M G Yo momma's so cheap that she tried to sell her tampons at the blood bank Yo momma's so stupid that she thought bicycles are a phase of a teen's lifecycle where they explore their bi-sexuality Yo momma's so cheap that she tried to bargain at the dollar store Yo momma's so ugly that ATA decided to use her face as the 'Beach Biter' avatar