BEST JOKE WINS A 40B DV

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, Nov 17, 2013.

  1. To women were sitting quietly
     
  2. One broke wind. 
     
  3. "I thought my son would be happy I bought him a trampoline.

    But oh noooo. All he wants to do is sit and cry in his wheelchair."

    "Why should I got to someone's funeral if they aren't gonna attend mine?!?"

    "It's so cold outside I just saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets."

    "On a scale of one to 'lets invade russia in the winter' how bad is your idea?
    Somewhere along the lines of 'lets make a second justin bieber movie' "
     
  4. Seems like I have a lot of reading to do.


    Seen some very funny ones already.
    6 hours to go ladies and gent's before the winner is picked



    ?Will be picking 2 players so you
    can both volley together?
     
  5. Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you if a brain surgeon quit his job, would everyone in the operating room say, "Wait, let's get his wife."
     
  6. Lol I feel like you're gonna get lazy along the way if you don't keep up and are just going to pick one that you read already

    I wanna post the joke that got me silenced cause it was hilarious but I don't wanna get forum banned
     
  7. I just want a free dv because I'm swag and swag means stolen clothes 
     
  8. I will 110% read all the jokes posted . Seeing as people made the effort to post here
     
  9. Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?" 
     
  10. Knock kock,
    Olive?
    I love u
     
  11. Best joke is watching Miley twerk lol rather honey u should twerk becos I'm sure u booty for that lol :p
     
  12. This thread is the best joke ever...

    HATE THE PLANET
     
  13. The slovenia has decleare war tho china and the chinaman asking his self in whitc hole thy are be
     
  14. Guess what?


    chicken butt
     
  15. Boyfriend: hey babe u ready 4 2nite? We're going to have so much fun, i cant believe it will be your first time :).
    Girlfriend: hello mike this is Sarah's father, and i dont approve of this "fun activity".
    Boyfriend: oh dun worry sir you can join in!
    Girlfriend: What kind of SICK AND PERVERSE boy are you!!!!
    Boyfriend: but sir what's so sick and perverse about laser tag???
    Lol figure out what the dad thought!!! 
     
  16. Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

    neither have they.
     
  17. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

    Because anyone that can run, swim or jump is in America
     
  18. ?


    Hey Honey , wanna know how you organize a space party??

    You Planet ! ?I know try hard not to die of laughter 
     
  19. Guy 1: Dude why is gay marriage an issue

    Guy 2: Because their fucking assholes (wink)
     
  20. Purplepanda ? sorry I'm just reading through them and saw your question. And you can post as many as you like.