"I thought my son would be happy I bought him a trampoline. But oh noooo. All he wants to do is sit and cry in his wheelchair." "Why should I got to someone's funeral if they aren't gonna attend mine?!?" "It's so cold outside I just saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets." "On a scale of one to 'lets invade russia in the winter' how bad is your idea? Somewhere along the lines of 'lets make a second justin bieber movie' "
Seems like I have a lot of reading to do. Seen some very funny ones already. 6 hours to go ladies and gent's before the winner is picked ?Will be picking 2 players so you can both volley together?
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you if a brain surgeon quit his job, would everyone in the operating room say, "Wait, let's get his wife."
Lol I feel like you're gonna get lazy along the way if you don't keep up and are just going to pick one that you read already I wanna post the joke that got me silenced cause it was hilarious but I don't wanna get forum banned
Best joke is watching Miley twerk lol rather honey u should twerk becos I'm sure u booty for that lol
Boyfriend: hey babe u ready 4 2nite? We're going to have so much fun, i cant believe it will be your first time . Girlfriend: hello mike this is Sarah's father, and i dont approve of this "fun activity". Boyfriend: oh dun worry sir you can join in! Girlfriend: What kind of SICK AND PERVERSE boy are you!!!! Boyfriend: but sir what's so sick and perverse about laser tag??? Lol figure out what the dad thought!!!
? Hey Honey , wanna know how you organize a space party?? You Planet ! ?I know try hard not to die of laughter
Purplepanda ? sorry I'm just reading through them and saw your question. And you can post as many as you like.