A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
?peanut ?my poor eyes. yes he's funny But I need other pimd Members to post. ?you don't need the money babe
There was a little boy with no name. One day he went outside and heard jonny. he went home and said to his mother my first name is jonny. he went out the next day and heard humper he went home and said to his mother my middle name is humper. he went out the next day and heard harder he went home and told his mother his name was Jonny humper harder. he went out the next day with a handful of cookies and saw a girl around his age and said if you take of your clothes ill give you my cookies. so she said ok. everyone down the road said jonny humper harder!!!! he went im trying im trying
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' ( there were no blondes hurt while posting this)
My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said,"i want you to make me scream with two fingers baby"...so i poked her in the eyes
I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all
Lol @ ringnote . I googled worlds funniest jokes and the top 50 on facebook . You happened to pick the worst joke on the list..... Im yet to post. A message to op : can you post more than one joke or only one?