BEST JOKE WINS A 40B DV

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, Nov 17, 2013.

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  1. Lmao
     
    #261 SIN-Aiden, Nov 18, 2013
  2. 
     
    #262 ---V_F4NT4STIC---, Nov 18, 2013
  3. Now I have that song stuck in my head ?
     
    #263 SIN-Aiden, Nov 18, 2013
  4. ༵ I've picked 

    -Myzterious-BryanR and RingofLife

    ?????????

    As the winners but if I don't hear from them by the end of today it will pick 2 different people.


    ️DO carry on posting jokes I will get my club members to pick a few people at random And gift EC gift (one per person) or a 10b Dv
    ????????

    Again keep them classy and clean. No one wants to read disturbing or insulting things
     
    #264 Julzz, Nov 18, 2013
  5. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way?
     
    #265 SIN-Aiden, Nov 18, 2013
  6. 
     
    #266 Julzz, Nov 18, 2013
  7. This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.

    The driver got out and he was a dwarf.

    He said, "I'm not happy."

    I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

     
    #267 FuzzyTunaTaco, Nov 18, 2013
  8. Ross lmao
     
    #268 Julzz, Nov 18, 2013
  9. Got pulled over for speeding. I told the cop "I'm sorry, it's just that the football's about to start."

    He said "I'll have to give you a ticket, sir."

    I replied "No thanks, mate, I'll just watch it on the telly."


    All the best ones I know are too rude to post lol
     
    #269 FuzzyTunaTaco, Nov 18, 2013
  10. Their not too rude, just op doesn't want them. Plus most will be censored 
     
    #270 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Nov 18, 2013
  11. Why don't chickens wear pants?
    Because their pecker is on their head
     
    #271 Joek0823, Nov 18, 2013
  12. Remember that altho this is a 17 game there is minors in this game. So yes I don't want crude jokes that a minor most likely will read
     
    #272 Julzz, Nov 18, 2013
  13. But you gotta keep in mind, it shouldn't matter since they not supposed to be on here.
     
    #273 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Nov 18, 2013
  14. Anyway. Small debate over. LET THE LAUGHTER BEGIN!
     
    #274 IIIAceOfSpadesIII, Nov 18, 2013
  15. A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
     
    #275 SIN-Aiden, Nov 18, 2013
  16. No one is asking you to post or read this thread. I need a FACEPALM emoji ?
     
    #276 Julzz, Nov 18, 2013
  17. Why couldn't the pirate see the movie? It was rrrr rated?
     
    #277 SIN-Aiden, Nov 18, 2013
  18. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
    ???????????????
     
    #278 C_-l_-l_-me_-da_-dd-_y_killfun, Nov 18, 2013
  19. My friend: Your P*nis is probably like a tic tac.
    Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
    Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
     
    #279 FollowThat, Nov 18, 2013
  20. An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle.

    After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left.

    Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we still can't get the lid off the bloody bottle." Going give it a Try ???
     
    #280 iloke_dong, Nov 18, 2013
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