BEST JOKE WINS A 40B DV

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, Nov 17, 2013.

  1. What did the cat say to the donkey?


    Hi.
     
  2. Why did two penguins jump when they first met?

    To break the Ice.


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SLSJALDJSMSJS
     
  3. What do penguins wear on their feet?

    Flipper floppers.


    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FKDJSLDBAKD
     
  4. Boy: Are u a virgin?
    Girl:no
    Boy:S l u t *-* *walks away*
    Girl:He didn't know i was r a p e
     
  5. Hilarious. Bypass.


    LOL WHAT A JOKE
     
  6. Tooth what the hell is wrong with you??

    Some of you seriously are disturb
    And should consider getting help for that

    Thanks to all that kept it fun and follow the simply things that were asked.
    Winners will be notify in a few mins and will post them here once I've heard back from them.

    Thanks again everyone
     
  7. Do there was a professional assassin who charged $1000 a bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "are you the guy who charges $1000 a bullet?"
    "Yup"
    "What if you miss?"
    He looks at the man, deadly serious. " I dont miss..."
    "Okay, we'll I've got the $2000 here. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend.
    They're at the motel together right now."
    "Let's go," the assassin says. So they drive ti a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope. "They're in the room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head and i want you to blow his dick off." The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
    "Well? What are you waiting for!? The husband asks.
    "Hold on two minutes. I think I can save you $1000 dollars
     
  8. Yeah. But late mate



    I'm am the most HILARIOUS original joke maker ever evidently
     
  9. What do you call a bear with no teeth??




    Gummy Bear?
     
  10. What do you call a sheep without legs?




    a Cloud??
     
  11. Call a donkey with the legs?


    A wonkey


    Fuck me I'm so funny
     
  12. what did the sea say to the sand?




    nothing it just waved?
     
  13. What do you call a fish that goes with the flow of the sea?




    Answer: DEAD FISH.


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
     
  14. ur whole thread is a joke
     
  15. Your attitude is a joke
     
  16. Your spelling is a joke.
     
  17. Your username is a joke




    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEAT THAT 
     
  18. Your reputation is a joke?

    Anyone have Ice for that burn?
     
  19. VANILLA ICE DOES


    OHHHHHHG

    THAT SHITS COOOOOOL LIKE FAYAHHH


    Almost did another autocorrect bypass