Tooth what the hell is wrong with you?? Some of you seriously are disturb And should consider getting help for that Thanks to all that kept it fun and follow the simply things that were asked. Winners will be notify in a few mins and will post them here once I've heard back from them. Thanks again everyone
Do there was a professional assassin who charged $1000 a bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "are you the guy who charges $1000 a bullet?" "Yup" "What if you miss?" He looks at the man, deadly serious. " I dont miss..." "Okay, we'll I've got the $2000 here. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now." "Let's go," the assassin says. So they drive ti a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope. "They're in the room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head and i want you to blow his dick off." The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot. "Well? What are you waiting for!? The husband asks. "Hold on two minutes. I think I can save you $1000 dollars
What do you call a fish that goes with the flow of the sea? Answer: DEAD FISH. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!