I forgot who, I think it was redsox with the Mexican American joke, should win lol. I laughed the hardest at that one
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
its really not up to you... at least i thought my joke was funny and if i wanted to win i wouldn't have bypass would I.....no i wouldn't..by the way the mexican joke wasn't funny its "how would you...."
Knock knock Whos there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Knock knock Who's there? Atch Atch who? Bless you
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYP*NIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."