(Lmao!! Omg my dad this morning : Dad: -Comes outta my wardrobe- JESS UP! Me: -Bolts upright- WHAT THE FLUCK WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?! Dad: -Chucks water over me- Me: -Groans burying my face in the pillow- Piss off back to Narnia! )
(It was funnier the first time I used that phrase though... A teacher worked at my school and he looked like Mr Tummus everytime he passed I couldn't help but shout "FOR ASLAN!" )
(There should be a movie James November vs the world it would kind of work the girl with 7 evil exes who I must fight)