See, my application was stolen by a group of ninjas who pushed me and caused me to hit my head on a fish bowl just hard enough to work the graveyard shift at local convienant store. Everyday my boss would come in and steal 6 gallons of Icee and shove me in the freezer, eventually I froze over and had to travel back in time using the infinite powers of sex-rock and stop myself from falling, and kill the ninjas to get back my application form. I was quickly subdued and brought to their manor Tokyo, Japan where I was kept prisoner for 7 weeks until a Jewish black dude rode in and shot the place, saving me and giving me enough time to get my form and get out. Unfortunate, Puff the Magic Dragon came out of nowhere and burned my application. And that's why I couldn't apply and had to bust in out of nowhere.
Sure thing Chief Name- Orpheus Telos (Mr. Telos) Age: 27 What-: Fallen Angel (Shapeshifter, if that wasn't an option) Secret: Was a highly well-known killer with a death toll of 76 high schoolers when he was 19, but mysteriously vanished. Personality: Would often times wander the area, as if lost or looking for something. Seems to know more than should know. Makes time for those that need him. Tries hard to be nice to those around him. Etc: A new teacher. Teaches psychology and philosophy.