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  1. Hi guys! So, this is a story I finished writing just over two years ago for my English Extension 2 Major Work, and I was just tidying up when I came across it. So, I thought I would type it all up, and share it to you. I hope you like it. 

    A View of One's Own is a triptych of short stories. The first story focuses on Eve, the second one Mary Magdalene, and the third one Lilith. Since it's late, and I'm typing up the stories on my iPad, (so please forgive any typos), I'll just post the first story tonight.)

    AView of One's Own

    By Melissa Woods


    "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." -Virginia Woolf


    Eve


    "You are the storyteller of your own life, and you can create your own legend, or not." -Isabel Allende


    The sun streaked through stained glass windows, refracting onto the walls, the upturned faces and the sumptuous altar. The streaks of celestial light suggested beauty, enjoyment, excitement, warmth, and images of beach cricket on golden sans. It suggested lazing on a soft green carpet of lawn, lovers with arms intertwined, and convivial discussions with bringers and friends and sisters, as they laughed or fought or resolved the problems of the universe. But in here they ignored that temptation. In here, the hairs on their arms stood upright as they reacted to the icy air.

    She sighed impatiently as she sat next to her mother. Today was going to be the first week of listening to the minister sermonise about 'fallen women of the Bible.' She couldn't believe that her mother had decided that this would somehow be a beneficial experience for them. Especially as her mother knew what she thought of the minister. Such pompous, parsimonious preaching he always delivered. Such a mean spirited individual, and he would preach to them about tolerance, empathy, Christian values? As if!

    As if reading her thoughts, he turned and faced her, staring straight at her, a smirk playing around the corners of his lips. She stared straight back. Her eyes became opaque, her lips set and her face a mask. She would not play his games. Fall for his surface charm like so many of the more supposedly experienced female congregation.

    This was what church had become. A parade of superficial and puritanically fervoured followers. Church hadn't been like this before him. They were meant to be family. They were meant to be worshipping God together and yet... it just wasn't like that. If had changed. Instead of them being able to look up to him and follow him, what breathed in here was a sense of righteous and fanatical morality.

    "Settle down now," he called in his smarmy voice. Honestly, couldn't anyone else read this guy?

    She rolled her eyes when she noticed that everyone did exactly as he ordered. Silence invaded the room in order to allow him to share his profound insight into the Bible. It was as if he was God. It disgusted her.

    "Welcome," he stated. "Today we will begin our study of fallen women of the Bible and today we will begin with Eve." He glanced around at every single person, and she did the same. They were hanging on to every word he said. It was amazingly awful. Her eyes moved over to the window, and the light outside, where the sun embraced and entranced and smiled down on its worshippers. Yet in here, everyone was expected to look up to and fawn at him.

    "Ahem. As I said, we will be beginning our study of fallen women, and today we will be discussing Eve."

    Wrong. They wouldn't be discussing Eve, he would be sermonising about her. They wouldn't get a word in. They were his audience, passive, appeasing. They'd learnt well how to behave, how to acquiesce, how to be 'perfect women.' But her? Give her Eve anytime. What the Minister didn't realise was that Eve wasn't a fallen woman. Far from it. She hadn't been tricked by the serpent. She'd made her own decisions. She wanted Adam to taste test the forbidden apple, to experience something new. To just experience.

    *******


    Yes, I admit, I always did love him. He was so sweet, so innocent, and ah, well, not so bad in bed, either.

    But I digress. Let's move on, shall we? It's just that he was also infuriating with his wish to protect, to be the perfect provider. And let's be realistic here - we were well and truly provided for anyway. What did he really have to do? Kill a beast for food? Hey - they almost had targets drawn on their hide. The truth was that we lived in an area that had everything we could wish for, but that, let's face it, was so perfect it was boring. What happened to challenge, to building resilience, to growth through adversity? That was what we needed. No. That was what I needed.

    I wanted to escape our little enclave, to see what was beyond. I wanted to feel excitement, fear, pain even. I knew that in our bubble we exuded happiness and that we played the part of the happy couple to perfection. It was a eternal honeymoon, but a honeymoon that led to... what? So I didn't want paradise. I wanted life.

    I knew it wouldn't take much to get kicked out. Beneath that benign smile, I always sensed a rigid, moralistic stance. I went out looking for a means of escape and it didn't take long to find it. Let's face it, Damien was a mere male and couldn't believe his luck when I sounded interested. But I really did feel for Adam when he realised what I'd done and had to make a choice. And what a choice! Really it was paradise or poverty. That was when I really fell for him. It took guys to choose poverty to be with me. Still, I would make it worth his while.

    Everybody has their own version of Paradise to which they aspire, yet I had abandoned ours. The world we entered gave us little relief. We had to build a shelter, find food to eat, and clothes to wear, to protect us from the cold of this world. There were endless fights. I won't refute the fact that Adam was upset with me for quite some time. Yet slowly, slowly I noticed his his body changed through all the hard physical labour, as did mine. We became resilient, stronger. We learnt to laugh at the silliest of things, and our little private jokes created our little private world.

    Adam struggled more than me. He always used Eden as a yardstick and that was why he could never see what I saw in our new world. He could only compare the dryness here to the lush surroundings in Eden. But I saw the ochres, the vivid light, I felt the extra warmth on my skin and saw how that warmth could bake clay to provide walls for shelter and pots to carry and even cook things. He compared the downpours to the soft mist of Eden, but I saw in the downpour clean water to drink and lakes of water to refresh ourselves. I even saw how new life sprouted from the rivulets and puddles. It was fascinating, enticing even. And soon enough, the baking sun would dry us and warm us again.

    It took time and many arguments before he began to see our world through its own prism and not that of Eden. It took time for him to work out how to build walls that would not fall down, too. But I, too, was on a learning curve and soon realised how to influence him. Those old clichés of heart, stomach, penis and brain aren't too far wrong. I learnt to cajole, rather than to instruct. He always responded better to that. Sometimes he was just like a child, who would sulk and remind me what we had left behind and there were times when I responded in kind, angrily asserting he find another if he wasn't happy. Not much chance of that! But there was also plenty of time to explore our new world and to laugh at new discoveries and make love in our own little haven.

    All that love-making ensured that it was not long before I noticed changed in my body. We both didn't really know what to make of it and Adam used to look at me sometimes wondering what was happening. Before long we found out.

    They often say that you forget the pain once you have your baby in hour arms. Rubbish! You never forget it, but you do accept it. And so did I, again and again. Adam and I had many children, too many. You could suggest we were trying to create our own little fiefdom, a little congregation of followers. It did make for interesting times though.

    Those years were a blur. Always finding new ways to grow more crops to feed us all and finding ways to milk and cream and butter and sew. Still, we shared everything and there were few demarcation disputes in our household. Ironic really, considering the argy-bargy in your world. Let's face it, we had little choice. It was two of us against many of them. We put up a united front and when we did have our arguments - yes, they didn't ever really stop - we made sure the children couldn't hear us. The arguments were usually over them anyway by this stage. Me yelling sf Adam to help me cultivate crops or collect cream, while he was more interested in playing games with the boys and plaiting the girls' hair. Or me yelling out to help pick the fruit and vegetables, while he was more interested in trying out a new dish to cook for dinner that night. Pity, he never really took to cleaning the toilet though. Come to think of it, that was another ongoing argument.

    As time went on, it was amazing what we were able to achieve. We had food, shelter, clothing and each other. There were some tough times too. The children were like children everywhere, either ganging up against us or ganging up against them. That meant fights - and there were lots of them. I can certainly tell you a thing or two about sibling rivalry. And let's not go anywhere near the teenage years. Suffice to say that meant tears were shed, by everyone. There were dark times, quite a few of them, but as I already mentioned, they only make the good times more special.

    Looking back, the harder we worked, the harsher the times, the less likely it was that Adam would mention Eden. When there was talk of it, I no longer sensed that fondness of it in his tone. It was as if it had become a childhood memory, because that is what it was, a child-like state, not a state for a fully rounded, mature being. It was innocence, but also ignorance, and I'm sure that Adam realised that what we achieved was far superior to that state.

    The children grew up and eventually left us. They created their own havens, full of the love and responsibilities they'd learnt from their parents. In our last years together, we loved nothing better than strolling though our orchard, grown over time and with tender love. We often reminisced about exactly when we planted particular trees. And often disagreed, of course. We enjoyed a variety of beautiful fruits for all seasons. The fig trees provided the reflect of flesh in their tender, green skins while the oranges were so sweet and juicy and tasty. But our favourites, always, were the apple trees.

    Adam died. It was it unexpected. He had been deteriorating for some time, his body bent and frail. Mine is much the same. The children tried to help me, but my mind wanders these days so it is difficult to keep track of who visits when. What I like to do when they do visit, is relate stories of our past. With so many of them, the opportunity is always there. I like to remember those times, many years ago when we fought and loved and laughed. When we supported each other, played tricks on each other, even at times hurt each other. That is love. That is living.

    Our paradise was here on earth and of our own making. This was not Paradise Lost, this was just paradise. And to think that one little apple, played just right, opened the door to our Eden.

    *******


    So that's the first story! That's Eve. I hope you enjoyed it, and please feel free to give some feedback! I'll try and post the second story - Mary Magdalene tomorrow night. I'll try and use a computer to type it up this time though.  Using the iPad was hard, and again, I apologise for any typing errors.
     
  2. Hi guys! So, this is a story I finished writing just over two years ago for my English Extension 2 Major Work, and I was just tidying up when I came across it. So, I thought I would type it all up, and share it to you. I hope you like it. 

    A View of One's Own is a triptych of short stories. The first story focuses on Eve, the second one Mary Magdalene, and the third one Lilith. Since it's late, and I'm typing up the stories on my iPad, (so please forgive any typos), I'll just post the first story tonight.)

    AView of One's Own

    By Melissa Woods


    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/72/b7/11/72b711098c43dba474c089039e4a4b93.jpg


    "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." -Virginia Woolf


    Eve


    "You are the storyteller of your own life, and you can create your own legend, or not." -Isabel Allende


    The sun streaked through stained glass windows, refracting onto the walls, the upturned faces and the sumptuous altar. The streaks of celestial light suggested beauty, enjoyment, excitement, warmth, and images of beach cricket on golden sans. It suggested lazing on a soft green carpet of lawn, lovers with arms intertwined, and convivial discussions with bringers and friends and sisters, as they laughed or fought or resolved the problems of the universe. But in here they ignored that temptation. In here, the hairs on their arms stood upright as they reacted to the icy air.

    She sighed impatiently as she sat next to her mother. Today was going to be the first week of listening to the minister sermonise about 'fallen women of the Bible.' She couldn't believe that her mother had decided that this would somehow be a beneficial experience for them. Especially as her mother knew what she thought of the minister. Such pompous, parsimonious preaching he always delivered. Such a mean spirited individual, and he would preach to them about tolerance, empathy, Christian values? As if!

    As if reading her thoughts, he turned and faced her, staring straight at her, a smirk playing around the corners of his lips. She stared straight back. Her eyes became opaque, her lips set and her face a mask. She would not play his games. Fall for his surface charm like so many of the more supposedly experienced female congregation.

    This was what church had become. A parade of superficial and puritanically fervoured followers. Church hadn't been like this before him. They were meant to be family. They were meant to be worshipping God together and yet... it just wasn't like that. If had changed. Instead of them being able to look up to him and follow him, what breathed in here was a sense of righteous and fanatical morality.

    "Settle down now," he called in his smarmy voice. Honestly, couldn't anyone else read this guy?

    She rolled her eyes when she noticed that everyone did exactly as he ordered. Silence invaded the room in order to allow him to share his profound insight into the Bible. It was as if he was God. It disgusted her.

    "Welcome," he stated. "Today we will begin our study of fallen women of the Bible and today we will begin with Eve." He glanced around at every single person, and she did the same. They were hanging on to every word he said. It was amazingly awful. Her eyes moved over to the window, and the light outside, where the sun embraced and entranced and smiled down on its worshippers. Yet in here, everyone was expected to look up to and fawn at him.

    "Ahem. As I said, we will be beginning our study of fallen women, and today we will be discussing Eve."

    Wrong. They wouldn't be discussing Eve, he would be sermonising about her. They wouldn't get a word in. They were his audience, passive, appeasing. They'd learnt well how to behave, how to acquiesce, how to be 'perfect women.' But her? Give her Eve anytime. What the Minister didn't realise was that Eve wasn't a fallen woman. Far from it. She hadn't been tricked by the serpent. She'd made her own decisions. She wanted Adam to taste test the forbidden apple, to experience something new. To just experience.

    *******


    Yes, I admit, I always did love him. He was so sweet, so innocent, and ah, well, not so bad in bed, either.

    But I digress. Let's move on, shall we? It's just that he was also infuriating with his wish to protect, to be the perfect provider. And let's be realistic here - we were well and truly provided for anyway. What did he really have to do? Kill a beast for food? Hey - they almost had targets drawn on their hide. The truth was that we lived in an area that had everything we could wish for, but that, let's face it, was so perfect it was boring. What happened to challenge, to building resilience, to growth through adversity? That was what we needed. No. That was what I needed.

    I wanted to escape our little enclave, to see what was beyond. I wanted to feel excitement, fear, pain even. I knew that in our bubble we exuded happiness and that we played the part of the happy couple to perfection. It was a eternal honeymoon, but a honeymoon that led to... what? So I didn't want paradise. I wanted life.

    I knew it wouldn't take much to get kicked out. Beneath that benign smile, I always sensed a rigid, moralistic stance. I went out looking for a means of escape and it didn't take long to find it. Let's face it, Damien was a mere male and couldn't believe his luck when I sounded interested. But I really did feel for Adam when he realised what I'd done and had to make a choice. And what a choice! Really it was paradise or poverty. That was when I really fell for him. It took guys to choose poverty to be with me. Still, I would make it worth his while.

    Everybody has their own version of Paradise to which they aspire, yet I had abandoned ours. The world we entered gave us little relief. We had to build a shelter, find food to eat, and clothes to wear, to protect us from the cold of this world. There were endless fights. I won't refute the fact that Adam was upset with me for quite some time. Yet slowly, slowly I noticed his his body changed through all the hard physical labour, as did mine. We became resilient, stronger. We learnt to laugh at the silliest of things, and our little private jokes created our little private world.

    Adam struggled more than me. He always used Eden as a yardstick and that was why he could never see what I saw in our new world. He could only compare the dryness here to the lush surroundings in Eden. But I saw the ochres, the vivid light, I felt the extra warmth on my skin and saw how that warmth could bake clay to provide walls for shelter and pots to carry and even cook things. He compared the downpours to the soft mist of Eden, but I saw in the downpour clean water to drink and lakes of water to refresh ourselves. I even saw how new life sprouted from the rivulets and puddles. It was fascinating, enticing even. And soon enough, the baking sun would dry us and warm us again.

    It took time and many arguments before he began to see our world through its own prism and not that of Eden. It took time for him to work out how to build walls that would not fall down, too. But I, too, was on a learning curve and soon realised how to influence him. Those old clichés of heart, stomach, penis and brain aren't too far wrong. I learnt to cajole, rather than to instruct. He always responded better to that. Sometimes he was just like a child, who would sulk and remind me what we had left behind and there were times when I responded in kind, angrily asserting he find another if he wasn't happy. Not much chance of that! But there was also plenty of time to explore our new world and to laugh at new discoveries and make love in our own little haven.

    All that love-making ensured that it was not long before I noticed changed in my body. We both didn't really know what to make of it and Adam used to look at me sometimes wondering what was happening. Before long we found out.

    They often say that you forget the pain once you have your baby in hour arms. Rubbish! You never forget it, but you do accept it. And so did I, again and again. Adam and I had many children, too many. You could suggest we were trying to create our own little fiefdom, a little congregation of followers. It did make for interesting times though.

    Those years were a blur. Always finding new ways to grow more crops to feed us all and finding ways to milk and cream and butter and sew. Still, we shared everything and there were few demarcation disputes in our household. Ironic really, considering the argy-bargy in your world. Let's face it, we had little choice. It was two of us against many of them. We put up a united front and when we did have our arguments - yes, they didn't ever really stop - we made sure the children couldn't hear us. The arguments were usually over them anyway by this stage. Me yelling sf Adam to help me cultivate crops or collect cream, while he was more interested in playing games with the boys and plaiting the girls' hair. Or me yelling out to help pick the fruit and vegetables, while he was more interested in trying out a new dish to cook for dinner that night. Pity, he never really took to cleaning the toilet though. Come to think of it, that was another ongoing argument.

    As time went on, it was amazing what we were able to achieve. We had food, shelter, clothing and each other. There were some tough times too. The children were like children everywhere, either ganging up against us or ganging up against them. That meant fights - and there were lots of them. I can certainly tell you a thing or two about sibling rivalry. And let's not go anywhere near the teenage years. Suffice to say that meant tears were shed, by everyone. There were dark times, quite a few of them, but as I already mentioned, they only make the good times more special.

    Looking back, the harder we worked, the harsher the times, the less likely it was that Adam would mention Eden. When there was talk of it, I no longer sensed that fondness of it in his tone. It was as if it had become a childhood memory, because that is what it was, a child-like state, not a state for a fully rounded, mature being. It was innocence, but also ignorance, and I'm sure that Adam realised that what we achieved was far superior to that state.

    The children grew up and eventually left us. They created their own havens, full of the love and responsibilities they'd learnt from their parents. In our last years together, we loved nothing better than strolling though our orchard, grown over time and with tender love. We often reminisced about exactly when we planted particular trees. And often disagreed, of course. We enjoyed a variety of beautiful fruits for all seasons. The fig trees provided the reflect of flesh in their tender, green skins while the oranges were so sweet and juicy and tasty. But our favourites, always, were the apple trees.

    Adam died. It was it unexpected. He had been deteriorating for some time, his body bent and frail. Mine is much the same. The children tried to help me, but my mind wanders these days so it is difficult to keep track of who visits when. What I like to do when they do visit, is relate stories of our past. With so many of them, the opportunity is always there. I like to remember those times, many years ago when we fought and loved and laughed. When we supported each other, played tricks on each other, even at times hurt each other. That is love. That is living.

    Our paradise was here on earth and of our own making. This was not Paradise Lost, this was just paradise. And to think that one little apple, played just right, opened the door to our Eden.

    *******


    So that's the first story! That's Eve. I hope you enjoyed it, and please feel free to give some feedback! I'll try and post the second story - Mary Magdalene tomorrow night. I'll try and use a computer to type it up this time though.  Using the iPad was hard, and again, I apologise for any typing errors.
     
  3. Hi guys! So, this is a story I finished writing just over two years ago for my English Extension 2 Major Work, and I was just tidying up when I came across it. So, I thought I would type it all up, and share it to you. I hope you like it. 

    A View of One's Own is a triptych of short stories. The first story focuses on Eve, the second one Mary Magdalene, and the third one Lilith. Since it's late, and I'm typing up the stories on my iPad, (so please forgive any typos), I'll just post the first story tonight.)

    A View of One's Own

    By Melissa Woods




    "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." -Virginia Woolf


    Eve


    "You are the storyteller of your own life, and you can create your own legend, or not." -Isabel Allende


    The sun streaked through stained glass windows, refracting onto the walls, the upturned faces and the sumptuous altar. The streaks of celestial light suggested beauty, enjoyment, excitement, warmth, and images of beach cricket on golden sans. It suggested lazing on a soft green carpet of lawn, lovers with arms intertwined, and convivial discussions with bringers and friends and sisters, as they laughed or fought or resolved the problems of the universe. But in here they ignored that temptation. In here, the hairs on their arms stood upright as they reacted to the icy air.

    She sighed impatiently as she sat next to her mother. Today was going to be the first week of listening to the minister sermonise about 'fallen women of the Bible.' She couldn't believe that her mother had decided that this would somehow be a beneficial experience for them. Especially as her mother knew what she thought of the minister. Such pompous, parsimonious preaching he always delivered. Such a mean spirited individual, and he would preach to them about tolerance, empathy, Christian values? As if!

    As if reading her thoughts, he turned and faced her, staring straight at her, a smirk playing around the corners of his lips. She stared straight back. Her eyes became opaque, her lips set and her face a mask. She would not play his games. Fall for his surface charm like so many of the more supposedly experienced female congregation.

    This was what church had become. A parade of superficial and puritanically fervoured followers. Church hadn't been like this before him. They were meant to be family. They were meant to be worshipping God together and yet... it just wasn't like that. If had changed. Instead of them being able to look up to him and follow him, what breathed in here was a sense of righteous and fanatical morality.

    "Settle down now," he called in his smarmy voice. Honestly, couldn't anyone else read this guy?

    She rolled her eyes when she noticed that everyone did exactly as he ordered. Silence invaded the room in order to allow him to share his profound insight into the Bible. It was as if he was God. It disgusted her.

    "Welcome," he stated. "Today we will begin our study of fallen women of the Bible and today we will begin with Eve." He glanced around at every single person, and she did the same. They were hanging on to every word he said. It was amazingly awful. Her eyes moved over to the window, and the light outside, where the sun embraced and entranced and smiled down on its worshippers. Yet in here, everyone was expected to look up to and fawn at him.

    "Ahem. As I said, we will be beginning our study of fallen women, and today we will be discussing Eve."

    Wrong. They wouldn't be discussing Eve, he would be sermonising about her. They wouldn't get a word in. They were his audience, passive, appeasing. They'd learnt well how to behave, how to acquiesce, how to be 'perfect women.' But her? Give her Eve anytime. What the Minister didn't realise was that Eve wasn't a fallen woman. Far from it. She hadn't been tricked by the serpent. She'd made her own decisions. She wanted Adam to taste test the forbidden apple, to experience something new. To just experience.

    *******


    Yes, I admit, I always did love him. He was so sweet, so innocent, and ah, well, not so bad in bed, either.

    But I digress. Let's move on, shall we? It's just that he was also infuriating with his wish to protect, to be the perfect provider. And let's be realistic here - we were well and truly provided for anyway. What did he really have to do? Kill a beast for food? Hey - they almost had targets drawn on their hide. The truth was that we lived in an area that had everything we could wish for, but that, let's face it, was so perfect it was boring. What happened to challenge, to building resilience, to growth through adversity? That was what we needed. No. That was what I needed.

    I wanted to escape our little enclave, to see what was beyond. I wanted to feel excitement, fear, pain even. I knew that in our bubble we exuded happiness and that we played the part of the happy couple to perfection. It was a eternal honeymoon, but a honeymoon that led to... what? So I didn't want paradise. I wanted life.

    I knew it wouldn't take much to get kicked out. Beneath that benign smile, I always sensed a rigid, moralistic stance. I went out looking for a means of escape and it didn't take long to find it. Let's face it, Damien was a mere male and couldn't believe his luck when I sounded interested. But I really did feel for Adam when he realised what I'd done and had to make a choice. And what a choice! Really it was paradise or poverty. That was when I really fell for him. It took guys to choose poverty to be with me. Still, I would make it worth his while.

    Everybody has their own version of Paradise to which they aspire, yet I had abandoned ours. The world we entered gave us little relief. We had to build a shelter, find food to eat, and clothes to wear, to protect us from the cold of this world. There were endless fights. I won't refute the fact that Adam was upset with me for quite some time. Yet slowly, slowly I noticed his his body changed through all the hard physical labour, as did mine. We became resilient, stronger. We learnt to laugh at the silliest of things, and our little private jokes created our little private world.

    Adam struggled more than me. He always used Eden as a yardstick and that was why he could never see what I saw in our new world. He could only compare the dryness here to the lush surroundings in Eden. But I saw the ochres, the vivid light, I felt the extra warmth on my skin and saw how that warmth could bake clay to provide walls for shelter and pots to carry and even cook things. He compared the downpours to the soft mist of Eden, but I saw in the downpour clean water to drink and lakes of water to refresh ourselves. I even saw how new life sprouted from the rivulets and puddles. It was fascinating, enticing even. And soon enough, the baking sun would dry us and warm us again.

    It took time and many arguments before he began to see our world through its own prism and not that of Eden. It took time for him to work out how to build walls that would not fall down, too. But I, too, was on a learning curve and soon realised how to influence him. Those old clichés of heart, stomach, penis and brain aren't too far wrong. I learnt to cajole, rather than to instruct. He always responded better to that. Sometimes he was just like a child, who would sulk and remind me what we had left behind and there were times when I responded in kind, angrily asserting he find another if he wasn't happy. Not much chance of that! But there was also plenty of time to explore our new world and to laugh at new discoveries and make love in our own little haven.

    All that love-making ensured that it was not long before I noticed changed in my body. We both didn't really know what to make of it and Adam used to look at me sometimes wondering what was happening. Before long we found out.

    They often say that you forget the pain once you have your baby in hour arms. Rubbish! You never forget it, but you do accept it. And so did I, again and again. Adam and I had many children, too many. You could suggest we were trying to create our own little fiefdom, a little congregation of followers. It did make for interesting times though.

    Those years were a blur. Always finding new ways to grow more crops to feed us all and finding ways to milk and cream and butter and sew. Still, we shared everything and there were few demarcation disputes in our household. Ironic really, considering the argy-bargy in your world. Let's face it, we had little choice. It was two of us against many of them. We put up a united front and when we did have our arguments - yes, they didn't ever really stop - we made sure the children couldn't hear us. The arguments were usually over them anyway by this stage. Me yelling sf Adam to help me cultivate crops or collect cream, while he was more interested in playing games with the boys and plaiting the girls' hair. Or me yelling out to help pick the fruit and vegetables, while he was more interested in trying out a new dish to cook for dinner that night. Pity, he never really took to cleaning the toilet though. Come to think of it, that was another ongoing argument.

    As time went on, it was amazing what we were able to achieve. We had food, shelter, clothing and each other. There were some tough times too. The children were like children everywhere, either ganging up against us or ganging up against them. That meant fights - and there were lots of them. I can certainly tell you a thing or two about sibling rivalry. And let's not go anywhere near the teenage years. Suffice to say that meant tears were shed, by everyone. There were dark times, quite a few of them, but as I already mentioned, they only make the good times more special.

    Looking back, the harder we worked, the harsher the times, the less likely it was that Adam would mention Eden. When there was talk of it, I no longer sensed that fondness of it in his tone. It was as if it had become a childhood memory, because that is what it was, a child-like state, not a state for a fully rounded, mature being. It was innocence, but also ignorance, and I'm sure that Adam realised that what we achieved was far superior to that state.

    The children grew up and eventually left us. They created their own havens, full of the love and responsibilities they'd learnt from their parents. In our last years together, we loved nothing better than strolling though our orchard, grown over time and with tender love. We often reminisced about exactly when we planted particular trees. And often disagreed, of course. We enjoyed a variety of beautiful fruits for all seasons. The fig trees provided the reflect of flesh in their tender, green skins while the oranges were so sweet and juicy and tasty. But our favourites, always, were the apple trees.

    Adam died. It wasn't unexpected. He had been deteriorating for some time, his body bent and frail. Mine is much the same. The children tried to help me, but my mind wanders these days so it is difficult to keep track of who visits when. What I like to do when they do visit, is relate stories of our past. With so many of them, the opportunity is always there. I like to remember those times, many years ago when we fought and loved and laughed. When we supported each other, played tricks on each other, even at times hurt each other. That is love. That is living.

    Our paradise was here on earth and of our own making. This was not Paradise Lost, this was just paradise. And to think that one little apple, played just right, opened the door to our Eden.

    *******


    So that's the first story! That's Eve. I hope you enjoyed it, and please feel free to give some feedback! I'll try and post the second story - Mary Magdalene tomorrow night. I'll try and use a computer to type it up this time though.  Using the iPad was hard, and again, I apologise for any typing errors.
     
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    -iSmash_De_Saison-





    Hi, if you've opened this thread, I am assuming you are here to read some juicy gossip about one of pimd's mods. Well, guess what? You're in luck! I am about to expose all his secrets and corruption (and offer you a sweet deal, but shhhhh, this last part is a secret).

    Hmmm, where do I start? Well, first off, he has a number of fetishes. For example... hairdryers. Yeah... You heard me right, he's absolutely obsessed! Show him one, and he'll sit there for hours, not like this:



    But, like this:





    But don't worry, after he's done being a total hog, Ant will be nice (gasp!) and dry your hair for you too. If you're looking for someone to obsess over things with, chat him up! 

    What else? Oh! He loves to joke around! He especially likes to be the butt of practical jokes and witty comments. But, although he likes having them directed at him, Ant will often throw back his own remark, so... be on the lookout.



    Well, I guess that's it for now, ?otherwise he'll eat me alive instead of just killing me after reading this.

    Now that the spilling is done, it's time for that offer I was talking about earlier:

    Send him loads of toilet paper, Porta potties to go with the paper, and/or wall him and he might, just might give you a dv. But, in case he backs out, if you wall him, I'll send you a gift.





    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️

     
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    ?-iSmash_De_Saison-




    Hi, if you've opened this thread, I am assuming you are here to read some juicy gossip about one of pimd's mods. Well, guess what? You're in luck! I am about to expose all his secrets and corruption (and offer you a sweet deal, but shhhhh, this last part is a secret).


    Hmmm, where do I start? Well, first off, he has a number of fetishes. For example... hairdryers. Yeah... You heard me right, he's absolutely obsessed! Show him one, and he'll sit there for hours, not like this:





    But, like this:




    Or like this:




    But don't worry, after he's done being a total hog, Ant will be nice and dry your hair for you too (gasp!). If you're looking for someone to obsess over things with, chat him up! 



    What else? Oh! He loves to joke around! He especially likes to be the butt of practical jokes and witty comments. But, although he likes having them directed at him, Ant will often throw back his own remark, so... be on the lookout.





    Well, I guess that's it for now, ?otherwise he'll eat me alive instead of just killing me after reading this.


    Now that the spilling is done, it's time for that offer I was talking about earlier:


    Send him loads of toilet paper, Porta potties to go with the paper, and/or wall him and he might, just might give you a dv. But, in case he backs out, if you wall him, I'll send you a gift.





    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️

     
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  8. kkk hope this doesn't fail
     

  9. ❄️Sub_Zero❄️





    ❄️
    Sub Zero literally means below 0. It is usually used for negative numbers, i.e. Negative temperatures.
    ❄️



    ❄️
    It can also refer to a Mortal Kombar character, for Mortal Kombat fans. I wouldn't of known if I didn't search it.
    A fictional character in G.I. Joe universe
    ❄️



    ❄️
    However, today I am referring to a new club.
    ?A b2b pro club when we have enough members.
    We hope this club to be as successful as possible️.
    ❄️



    ❄️
    As all clubs have, we also have a few rules?.

    • 800kcs and above?
    • You're allowed to take your drops home. 
    • If you only have 29 and below hits, and you get a hypnocat it will be used in the club. ?
    • No drama

    Those are the main rules. There are a few more on our club wall.
    ❄️


    Come and help us. Admins are needed. 


     

  10. Birthdays!


    Post below your birthdays (month and day), every 5 or so pages I will get the thread updated so that it shows your birthday on it.

    This way, no one will forget your birthday and you can see who else shares the same birthdate!

    ❄January❄
    1st - KrazyAbhi
    3rd - -WB-MurderessPewPew
    3rd - takaveng
    5th - lXxl_ROTE_mandybear_lXxl
    6th - pierce_the_kat
    7th - Luis0_0
    7th - 40Tyree
    11th - MissCarmel
    12th - Eagle
    12th - -StrawberrAmy-
    12th - JF-Aly_Allie_Allison
    18th - -EViL-BadassBerryTheWarFairy
    18th - Xx-Pride-xX
    20th - -iDestiny-
    20th - -Hybrid-
    28th - -_X_-iHeartAnime
    29th- -COS_Inevitably-Jiggy-
    29th - JeremyAtambo
    29th - iAmPromise
    30th - Kismet--
    February
    2nd - iAngel_TheFirst-OnYourWishList
    3rd - Rehab_MrWinter
    3rd - iLandoEatJoeyForDinner
    6th - AshwTheMaleBodyInspector
    12th - dakota233
    13th - Jerk
    15th - BonBonxx
    15th - Nymphadora_x
    16th - -Barney_Stinson-
    16th - jane_voltury
    19th - -Sincerely_Sami-
    20th - Mandi
    20th - Pincushion
    23rd - -_-PhoenixAshes-_-
    24th - -NO-HisQueenOfSassAndAss
    26th - llllllllSunnyllllllll
    26th - MrsYoungsavage1811
    March
    2nd - iCaseyAmARebel
    3rd - iMousyNibbleCandy
    5th - LittleMissTwee
    6th - RichieJr
    7th - -_A_-Omar-TheNoob
    8th - MYS_Krissy_TIC
    10th - Georgia310
    10th - SweetHoneyCake
    11th - iLoveMeForTheBothOfUs
    11th - TwistedLife
    12th - AresGodOfWar
    13th - HerMightyKnightSora
    15th - CeltyShark
    16th - -iQuit-
    17th - WonderWoman
    18th - iElliesaurusHasASaurAss
    24th - TH-Cherry-S-Apple
    26th - 00_AtomicBabyRuth
    29th - Arrowette
    30th - anon4457
    30th - ZettmansStalkR
    April
    1st - iCraveTheVitaminD
    1st - CaseyOwens_
    6th - Infinity-
    10th - Cheesy
    11th - -_A_-RoamingFrappeJavaChip
    12th - JollyOld-SIN-Nick
    12th - I_Love_Mr_Sabroff
    13th - L7-III_DONNAxHATESxYOU_III-
    18th - -6A-MALNOURISHDPIG
    20th - buttpirate69
    23rd - -OS-SKYEFOX-LEGEND-
    May
    2nd - -_-Bee-_-
    2nd - ItsBrittanyxx
    9th - IamberWantYourKisses
    17th - -EX-Sunny-
    19th - -UN-IAmAwesome-
    20th - Alpaca
    21st - Bear
    21st - HyourinmaruTheIcePrince
    22nd - -_-FancyPants
    24th - -HandsomeMarc
    28th - -TheMadHatter-
    29th - -e-Fire-Burns-ToMeltYourHeart
    29th - TheEvilQueenSarahIsCrazy
    ⛅June⛅
    1st yapura
    2nd - Matt
    4th - siwz
    4th - Ryuk
    4th - Pax_-WhyFlowSerious
    5th - formerlyFHDVHDF
    9th - JediDictator
    12th - CrazyLurker_S1218
    14th - TheWalkingSavage
    16th - VodkaVinny
    21st - -CareBear_Crystal-Sparrow-
    24th - J3SS_
    26th - KallieLovesNutella
    27th - L7-YummyJoe_LabLab_FrenchFries
    29th - Enselina
    July
    1st - -NL-OnlyWearingASantaHat
    2nd - Chavez160
    2nd - 80s_Ch4rm3dND4ng3r0uS
    4th - LovelyMary
    4th - Ryan_is_the_BIG1
    5th - JackDaniels (Mofyy)
    6th - I-Eat_Pie
    6th -I-Eat_Pie
    9th - iChloe_HaveMyBEWBLESHungHigh
    12th - YourzForeverandAlwayz
    13th - Basich
    18th - -Luigi-
    18th - -Redneck_Romeo-
    23rd - KatieBug94
    25th - -SparkleJumpRopeQueen-
    28th - -MiN
    29th - Horizons
    29th - iValAmAlwaysOnTheNaughtyList
    30th - iDontDropTheSoap
    August
    3rd - RuchaN
    10th - neutronstar_1996
    13th - -KING_ALIEN-
    17th - __adam_f
    22nd - -LN-iSophWillStalkYou-
    27th - IvyFlores
    28th - ---V_RuneOfFlame---
    28th - RandomDude999
    29th - ---Whatever
    ?September?
    1st - ET_SkyWalker
    3rd - CalvinHarris
    3rd - SharpKiller
    4th - Moyonopoly
    5th - periwinkle123
    6th - BrandiNichole
    6th - Wanderer
    10th - Nosquib
    11th - cUpCaKeKiLLeR
    14th - Buttocks
    15th - Sweet_love_smoochez
    15th - jenil12
    17th - iBubblesJustSmurfedYourSock
    19th - iEllenDeGeneres
    19th - Pax_-IJenJenThe-_-War-Queen-_-
    21st - GranniePanties
    23rd - Cholo_80s
    25th - -ForrestGump-
    25th - Joomi
    28th - LintInMyMints
    October
    1st - -Tesla-
    2nd - Goku
    6th - Indecisive
    6th - bubby8045
    7th - YellowSlushy
    8th - -_Lady_Dynamite_-
    8th - xZombieCandyx
    10th - -_Last_King_-
    10th - The-EViL-Badass_Stealing_Bacon
    12th - EVAN1334
    12th - IT_iMikeCant_stay-AwayFrom_her
    14th - -MissSweetThangg-
    16th - DimpleFace01
    17th - Mickelodeon
    18th - LoneAzteca
    18th - iGC_Stuff_Her_Stocking
    20th - JingleBellsBatmanSmells
    21st - -Ahli-LovesMike
    21st - -BAD-Toy
    21st - IBunnyTwerkForCookies
    21st - raradiwi
    24th - Luna_Kyung
    27th - emberlynne
    28th - Shun
    29th - Wolverine
    29th - Zoeenoell
    31st - iChris-MessWith_You
    November
    2nd - SavyStarrlight
    4th - DomiDearest
    4th - -SashaBlouse
    6th - MidnightMemories
    8th - TheGreat_lady-rainbow
    12th - noWiFi
    13th - Meagan
    14th - IICIIAIISIIHIIDIIAIILIIAIIS
    17th - -_-STORMY-_-
    19th - primrose_mallark
    21st - ReidWolfe
    23rd - sykesforlife
    25th - sweet-mishti
    26th - HisShootingStar
    28th - _-_rheanna_loves-drake-_xX
    December
    5th - QueenThotSonia
    6th - BooBridget
    7th - Sherribaby84
    8th - prettyfro
    10th - candace141310000
    11th - iSprinkleYouWithPixieDust
    17th - Yona_
    18th - JustinBieber
    17th - ----Sol---
    17th - -BarackObama-
    17th - AJ_Bees_KillingEm_OOO
    18th - JamesDoakes
    18th - LizAndHer-_A_-ScottishKing
    19th - -mikki_the_one_and_only-
    20th - -EViL-Winter_Sparrow-
    20th - Sammi
    20th - -SIN-SWEET-JADE
    20th -
    raine-the-lost
    22nd - A_DevDev_S_FHB_S-HOC
    22nd - R--SEANNE-TheMeanNurse--R
    23rd - ---V_Romeo---
    25th - -_A_-Christian
    25th - Brad_01
    25th - R--TheDivision
    25th - dehawk
    25th - Shellyshells
    27th - -__yashgupta__-
    29th - Tristan_GreyWolf
    31st - -OG-AlphaxWolf

    We can wish you a
    BIG


    Big thanks to my bebe, 'Pincushion' and Ahli for doing updates. Also Crystal for helping me with links. 

    ~
     

  11. Birthdays!


    Post below your birthdays (month and day), every 5 or so pages I will get the thread updated so that it shows your birthday on it.

    This way, no one will forget your birthday and you can see who else shares the same birthdate!

    ❄January❄
    1st - KrazyAbhi
    3rd - -WB-MurderessPewPew
    3rd - takaveng
    5th - lXxl_ROTE_mandybear_lXxl
    6th - pierce_the_kat
    7th - Luis0_0
    7th - 40Tyree
    11th - MissCarmel
    12th - Eagle
    12th - -StrawberrAmy-
    12th - -00-AlyDaGem-00-
    18th - -MM-AshlieeThePotheadPixie
    18th - Xx-Pride-xX
    20th - iFallenAngel
    20th - -Hybrid-
    28th - -_X_-iHeartAnime
    29th- -COS_JiggyFarmsNazzy-
    29th - JeremyAtambo
    29th - -iPromiseToNotPromise-
    30th - Kismet--
    February
    2nd - iAngel_TheFirst-OnYourWishList
    3rd - Rehab_MrWinter
    3rd - _JTK_HumanTorch_
    6th - AshwTheMaleBodyInspector
    12th - dakota233
    13th - Jerk
    15th - BonBonxx
    15th - Nymphadora_x
    16th - -Barney_Stinson-
    16th - jane_voltury
    19th - DUH-SamiSweetheart
    20th - Mandi
    20th - Pincushion
    23rd - INTSR_Fawkes-ThePhoenix
    24th - iKariAmHisNaughtyKitty
    26th - llllllllSunnyllllllll
    26th - Spicedwithsavagecuteness
    March
    2nd - iCaseyAmARebel
    3rd - iMousyNibbleCandy
    5th - LittleMissTwee
    6th - RichieJr
    7th - -_A_-Omar
    8th - MYS_Krissy_TIC
    10th - iGeorgiaGotThePeaches
    10th - SweetHoneyCake
    11th - Eve_Da_Lurkin_Vampire
    11th - TwistedLife
    12th - AresGodOfWar
    13th - MissRp
    15th - CeltyShark
    16th - -DOiLookLIKEiCare-
    17th - WonderWoman
    18th - iElliesaurus
    24th - -SakuraHime-
    26th - 00_AtomicBabyRuth
    29th - ForeverNoob
    30th - IIIIIIIIFaRm3d4a_R3450nIIIIIII
    30th - -__bubbiee__-
    April
    1st - iCraveTheVitaminD
    1st - CaseyOwens_
    6th - Infinity-
    10th - Cheesy
    11th - -_A_-RoamingFrappeJavaChip
    12th - -SIN
    12th - SIN-SWEET-lyYourTemptation
    13th - L7-III_DONNAxHATESxYOU_III-
    18th - -6A-MALNOURISHDPIG
    20th - buttpirate69
    23rd - -OS-SKYEFOX-LEGEND-
    May
    2nd - -_-Bee-_-
    2nd - ItsBrittanyxx
    9th - AmberThePinkKitty-Monster
    17th - -HH-Sunny-SV-
    19th - Vin_urs
    20th - CL-FluffyMarshmallow
    21st - Bear
    21st - HyourinmaruTheIcePrince
    22nd - -_-FancyPants
    24th - MII_3CookieMONSTER0_IIL
    28th - -TheMadHatter-
    29th - -e-Fire-Burns-ToMeltYourHeart
    29th - AngelSarahGetsSpankedByDevil
    ⛅June⛅
    1st Rabbits01
    2nd - Matt
    4th - siwz
    4th - Pax_-WhyFlowSerious
    5th - formerlyFHDVHDF
    9th - JediDictator
    12th - CrazyLurker_S1218
    14th - TheWalkingSavage
    16th - OSIIIVinceIILeIIVodkaIIILEGEND
    21st - -CareBear_Crystal-Sparrow-
    24th - J3SS_
    26th - KallieLovesNutella
    27th - L7-YummyJoe_LabLab_FrenchFries
    29th - Enselina
    July
    1st - -NL-iBritt-FoundMyRomeo
    2nd - Chavez160
    2nd - 80s_Ch4rm3dND4ng3r0uS
    4th - LovelyMary
    4th - Ryan_is_the_BIG1
    5th - JackDaniels (Mofyy)
    6th - I-Eat_Pie
    9th - MadameChloeLeBewbs
    13th - iBasich-StealDarsCocoPuffs
    18th - -J3nni-
    18th - -Redneck_Romeo-
    23rd - KatieBug94
    25th - -SparkleJumpRopeQueen-
    28th - -MiN
    29th - Horizons
    29th - iValerieLoveHisItalianSausage
    30th - iDontDropTheSoap
    August
    3rd - RuchaN
    10th - neutronstar_1996
    13th - -KING_ALIEN-
    17th - __adam_f
    22nd - TH-_BalloonGirl_-
    27th - IYP-IvyFlores
    28th - ---V_RuneOfFlame---
    28th - RandomDude999
    29th - ---Whatever
    ?September?
    1st - IO_-rderedTheSalad_
    3rd - CalvinHarris
    3rd - SharpKiller
    4th - Moyonopoly
    5th - periwinkle123
    6th - BrandiNichole
    6th - Wanderer
    10th - Nosquib
    11th - cUpCaKeKiLLeR
    14th - Buttocks
    15th - Sweet_love_smoochez
    15th - jenil12
    17th - iBubblesJustSmurfedYourSock
    19th - iReesesPeetaButter
    19th - -_-1J3nF33fOffYorEn3rgy-_-
    21st - GranniePanties
    23rd - The-BAD-AlcoholicCholo
    25th - -ForrestGump-
    25th - Joomi
    28th - LintInMyMints
    October
    1st - -Tesla-
    2nd - Goku
    6th - Indecisive
    6th - bubby8045
    7th - ChristianGrey
    8th - -_Lady_Dynamite_-
    8th - xZombieCandyx
    10th - -_Last_King_-
    10th - The-EViL-Badass_Stealing_Bacon
    12th - EVAN1334
    12th - IT_iMikeCant_stay-AwayFrom_her
    14th - -MissSweetThangg-
    16th - DimpleFace01
    17th - Mickelodeon
    18th - LoneAzteca
    18th - GCampos11018
    20th - JingleBellsBatmanSmells
    21st - -Ahli-LovesMike
    21st - -BAD-Toy
    21st - IBunnyTwerkForCookies
    21st - raradiwi
    24th - --CottonCandy--
    27th - emberlynne
    28th - Dinoroars
    29th - -Harley_Quinn-
    29th - Zoeenoell
    31st - iChris-MessWith_You
    November
    2nd - SavyStarrlight
    4th - iDomiAm-Vital-ToYou
    4th - MrsPerez
    6th - -_A_-Middy
    8th - TheGreat_lady-rainbow
    12th - noWiFi
    13th - Meagan
    14th - IICIIAIISIIHIIDIIAIILIIAIIS
    17th - -_A_-utumn
    19th - primrose_mallark
    21st - ReidWolfe
    23rd - sykesforlife
    25th - sweet-mishti
    26th - HisShootingStar
    28th - iRheannaAmDrakesJuliet
    December
    5th - QueenThotSonia
    6th - BooSClues
    7th - -Just-Desire-Sherri-
    8th - prettyfro
    10th - candace141310000
    11th - iPixieShartGlitter_
    17th - Yona_
    18th - JustinBieber
    17th - -Ares
    17th - -BarackObama-
    17th - AJ_KillingTheFluffyBunny_OOO
    18th - JamesDoakes
    18th - HisOnceUpon-_A_-Time
    19th - -mikki_the_one_and_only-
    20th - -EViL-Winter_Sparrow-
    20th - Sammi
    20th - -SIN-SWEET-JADE
    20th -
    raine-the-lost
    22nd - A_DevDev_S_FHB_S-HOC
    22nd - R--SEANNE-TheMeanNurse--R
    23rd - ---V_Romeo---
    25th - -_A_-Christian
    25th - Brad_01
    25th - R--TheDivision
    25th - dehawk
    25th - Shellyshells
    27th - -__yashgupta__-
    29th - Tristan_GreyWolf
    31st - -OG-AlphaxWolf

    We can wish you a
    BIG


    Big thanks to my bebe, 'Pincushion' and Ahli for doing updates. Also Crystal for helping me with links. 

    ~
     
  12. Farm List


    I will try to update this so if someone becomes active again or is reset, I will delete them.

    Most farms are linked to their profile, so you can click on a name for fast transportation to the farm!

    When I write (alt) by a farms name, that means the account's main has asked for their alt to be added.


    I would recommend hitting farms that are 2-3x your stats.

    For those that don't know patterns, they are explained below.


    I recently added some farms by searching through the tut list and then looking to see if they look active or not, if they hit back or become seemingly active, let me know so I could remove their names. I have put a * by their names




    Dance Farms
    (pattern: 2-1)


    Nikon 5,452/900
    Hawkeye 7,280/1,200
    Lugo 6,320/2,532
    Wikipedia 22,680/3,776
    ken11 25,002/7,002
    alex2711 39,240/6,944
    mattsmack 48,600/19,424
    AlohaParadise 38,882/34,482
    _Macadoodles_ 42,730/39,400
    mercin 70,268/18,750
    leakyy 77,760/12,928
    Dan2012 90,032/14,982
    _aphrodite 56,684/34,996
    miko2097 63,670/31,580
    sylvianna 103,884/32,190
    CaptJackSparrow 132,074/54,595
    daekenzie 146,188/86,044
    Hawkey3s 314,944/52,480
    hdoxnskdown 260,810/106,614
    bensen_ 282,136/85,288
    mikeyy 214,880/152,544
    Contagent 213,254/154,570
    daddyss 186,992/180,432
    SuperBaBa 198,478/168,946
    BenjaminVanderbilt 208,318/159,106
    rugbydemon 201,758/165,666
    _-Young_Savage-_ 217,456/ 190,480
    -Bery_Tiko- 246,204/165,420
    -Hearts-Dupe30 257,968/228,858
    TERROR-BadB0y-- 346,458/57,728
    SuperRic 261,952/162,302
    -PaT- 256,860/180,593
    Vesta 286,230/160,564
    Sessha 380,034/181,978
    PurrFecTiOn 303,298/263,938
    FaceCake 322,046/290,476
    C00 433,328/249,222
    Smit1241 454,650/394,388
    Jaylumious 490,152/81,672
    TERROR-BabyEater- 874,264/262,004
    Bart_Simpson 847,034/334,898
    Sanjjeev 777,148/710,124
    *-e-SamWishingUponAShootingStar 684,986/630,360
    Veng3ance 919,960/521,416
    -VvV-Elmo_ 943,208/544,664
    --DAFFAREL-- 1,175,692/312,180
    chris96863 1,009,632/478,240
    DazedKITTY-K4T 1,031,780/404,436
    TERROR-Superboy- 1,275,328/212,544
    BonD 976,420/511,452
    Terror-ilililililo_Oililililil 1,208,904/278,968
    *-Steve- 1,033,428/598,180
    _Shaan_ 976,800/866,400
    RS_DolceVita 810,360/677,512
    -VS-Mr_J- 1,169,544/438,880
    *-BCS-Rolde- 1,164,400/704,400
    _-AngelCassio08-_ 1,351,500/702,900
    *-REKS- 1,461,200/817,200
    *____Michelle____ 1,617,000/1,147,800
    Ares 5,346,000/874,800 (owner no longer has access to account, it has been proved with ss's)


    Fight Farms
    (pattern: 2-2-2-2-1)



    FIZZ 840/5,096
    PlusSizedBoy 1,420/8,578
    xing87 3,308/7,632
    Juice__Box 4,092/24,564
    PrAnKaH 6,350/30,600
    mike_themoneymaker 5,656/34,020
    FireSiege 19,088/72,168
    mcfury 12,928/77,760
    zanruko 19,424/71,280
    KingCoop 34,812/64,286
    whip 17,678/82,284
    Alphard-Still-Alive 14,412/86,508 (open farm)
    KK-Alchemy 22,088/125,878
    GODofWAR12 76,378/151,412
    Chelsea_S 73,773/271,746
    PWARS 58,712/352,336 (open farm)
    Helletic 159,106/208,318
    L3ON 159,478/204,978
    kasia 165,674/201,750
    johnny_orange 292,528/294,166
    Jecember 354,324/361,256
    -TDO-ToffeeTheDestroyer 259,200/1,584,000
    *-JP-Magnum_McSexySauce- 549,862/560,930
    *-AverageJonny- 214,854/871,670




    Even Build Farms



    Bbylovestacosandkisses 2,544/2,544
    whats-app 3,392/3,392
    tic34 3,808/3,816 (open)
    loverboyleo 10,288/10,288
    -B2b_Cage 14,340/14,640
    bro-special 20,318/20,318
    -pancakes- 54,432/54,432
    muymuyskie 59,542/59,542
    -crunchynapkins 80,128/80,128
    -S1218_Sherlyn_ITZLIDAT 92,070/91,342
    -GE_iPanda 94,424/94,424
    *---V_NovaQueen_Suzie--- 487,818/487,818
    -_-Mini-_- 743,936/743,936
    *-SuPeRmAn5-RAWRR 743,936/743,936
    *i-am-Ysabel_Veronica- 848,688/848,688
    *-MrsSassyEmi- 921,600/921,600
    MadameButterfly-Anna 1,049,600/1,049,600 (open)


    Hitting Patterns

    Hitting patterns say how many times you need to hit to return back to full health.

    The Patterns:

    Dance: 2-1-
    Fight: 2-2-2-2-1-

    The number represents how many times you should hit.

    The dash (-) represents a 5 minute wait time till you regain health (not necessarily full)

    The completion of a pattern should bring you back to full health.





    Happy farming and treat the cows well!



    If I missed a farm that you'd be willing to share please let me know and I'll add it.



    Thanks goes to the Pimd Community Manager for providing me with the links to most of these farms.


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  13. Farm List


    I will try to update this so if someone becomes active again or is reset, I will delete them.

    Most farms are linked to their profile, so you can click on a name for fast transportation to the farm!

    When I write (alt) by a farms name, that means the account's main has asked for their alt to be added.


    I would recommend hitting farms that are 2-3x your stats.

    For those that don't know patterns, they are explained below.


    I recently added some farms by searching through the tut list and then looking to see if they look active or not, if they hit back or become seemingly active, let me know so I could remove their names. I have put a * by their names




    Dance Farms
    (pattern: 2-1)


    Nikon 5,452/900
    Hawkeye 7,280/1,200
    Lugo 6,320/2,532
    Wikipedia 22,680/3,776
    ken11 25,002/7,002
    alex2711 39,240/6,944
    mattsmack 48,600/19,424
    AlohaParadise 38,882/34,482
    _Macadoodles_ 42,730/39,400
    mercin 70,268/18,750
    leakyy 77,760/12,928
    Dan2012 90,032/14,982
    _aphrodite 56,684/34,996
    miko2097 63,670/31,580
    sylvianna 103,884/32,190
    CaptJackSparrow 132,074/54,595
    daekenzie 146,188/86,044
    Hawkey3s 314,944/52,480
    hdoxnskdown 260,810/106,614
    bensen_ 282,136/85,288
    mikeyy 214,880/152,544
    Contagent 213,254/154,570
    daddyss 186,992/180,432
    SuperBaBa 198,478/168,946
    BenjaminVanderbilt 208,318/159,106
    rugbydemon 201,758/165,666
    _-Young_Savage-_ 217,456/ 190,480
    -Bery_Tiko- 246,204/165,420
    -Hearts-Dupe30 257,968/228,858
    TERROR-BadB0y-- 346,458/57,728
    SuperRic 261,952/162,302
    -PaT- 256,860/180,593
    Vesta 286,230/160,564
    Sessha 380,034/181,978
    PurrFecTiOn 303,298/263,938
    FaceCake 322,046/290,476
    C00 433,328/249,222
    Smit1241 454,650/394,388
    Jaylumious 490,152/81,672
    TERROR-BabyEater- 874,264/262,004
    Bart_Simpson 847,034/334,898
    Sanjjeev 777,148/710,124
    *-e-SamWishingUponAShootingStar 684,986/630,360
    Veng3ance 919,960/521,416
    -VvV-Elmo_ 943,208/544,664
    --DAFFAREL-- 1,175,692/312,180
    chris96863 1,009,632/478,240
    DazedKITTY-K4T 1,031,780/404,436
    TERROR-Superboy- 1,275,328/212,544
    BonD 976,420/511,452
    Terror-ilililililo_Oililililil 1,208,904/278,968
    *-Steve- 1,033,428/598,180
    _Shaan_ 976,800/866,400
    RS_DolceVita 810,360/677,512
    -VS-Mr_J- 1,169,544/438,880
    *-BCS-Rolde- 1,164,400/704,400
    _-AngelCassio08-_ 1,351,500/702,900
    *-REKS- 1,461,200/817,200
    *____Michelle____ 1,617,000/1,147,800
    Ares 5,346,000/874,800 (owner no longer has access to account, it has been proved with ss's)



    Fight Farms
    (pattern: 2-2-2-2-1)



    FIZZ 840/5,096
    PlusSizedBoy 1,420/8,578
    xing87 3,308/7,632
    Juice__Box 4,092/24,564
    PrAnKaH 6,350/30,600
    mike_themoneymaker 5,656/34,020
    FireSiege 19,088/72,168
    mcfury 12,928/77,760
    zanruko 19,424/71,280
    KingCoop 34,812/64,286
    whip 17,678/82,284
    Alphard-Still-Alive 14,412/86,508 (open)
    KK-Alchemy 22,088/125,878
    GODofWAR12 76,378/151,412
    Chelsea_S 73,773/271,746
    PWARS 58,712/352,336 (open)
    Helletic 159,106/208,318
    L3ON 159,478/204,978
    kasia 165,674/201,750
    johnny_orange 292,528/294,166
    Jecember 354,324/361,256
    -TDO-ToffeeTheDestroyer 259,200/1,584,000
    *-JP-Magnum_McSexySauce- 549,862/560,930
    *-AverageJonny- 214,854/871,670




    Even Build Farms



    Bbylovestacosandkisses 2,544/2,544
    whats-app 3,392/3,392
    tic34 3,808/3,816 (open)
    loverboyleo 10,288/10,288
    -B2b_Cage 14,340/14,640
    bro-special 20,318/20,318
    -pancakes- 54,432/54,432
    muymuyskie 59,542/59,542
    -crunchynapkins 80,128/80,128
    -S1218_Sherlyn_ITZLIDAT 92,070/91,342
    -GE_iPanda 94,424/94,424
    *---V_NovaQueen_Suzie--- 487,818/487,818
    -_-Mini-_- 743,936/743,936
    *-SuPeRmAn5-RAWRR 743,936/743,936
    *i-am-Ysabel_Veronica- 848,688/848,688
    *-MrsSassyEmi- 921,600/921,600
    MadameButterfly-Anna 1,049,600/1,049,600 (open)


    Hitting Patterns

    Hitting patterns say how many times you need to hit to return back to full health.

    The Patterns:

    Dance: 2-1-
    Fight: 2-2-2-2-1-

    The number represents how many times you should hit.

    The dash (-) represents a 5 minute wait time till you regain health (not necessarily full)

    The completion of a pattern should bring you back to full health.





    Happy farming and treat the cows well!



    If I missed a farm that you'd be willing to share please let me know and I'll add it.



    Thanks goes to the Pimd Community Manager for providing me with the links to most of these farms.


    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️

     

  14. Who Am I? - Game



    So, I thought of another game, people on forums enjoy these, right? Well, from what I've observed, some do.

    Here's how you play the game:
    • Someone will post a short paragraph or story describing something and everyone has to try to guess what is being described.
    • After the object/person... has been correctly guessed, the person with the correct guess writes the next description.
    • If a new description isn't written within 20 minutes of its confirmed correctness, anyone can take over and write it.
    • If the author of the description abandons the thread and doesn't give feedback on guesses for two pages or three hours (which ever comes last), someone else can write another description.
    • Don't violate ToU/RoC so that thread wouldn't get locked.


    I'll start us off!

    I'm born. I live near my mother for six weeks. Occasionally strangers come and look at me, critique me. "She looks perfect!", "ehhh, i don't know...", "we'll see". After about six to eight weeks I'm taken away from my mother. I'm given to strangers. I'm terrified. Another week passes and it's not so bad. These strangers take care of me, they're becoming my new family. As time passes we get closer, they often call me their best friend. Life isn't bad.





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  15. Who Am I? - Game



    So, I thought of another game, people on forums enjoy these, right? Well, from what I've observed, some do.

    Here's how you play the game:

    • Someone will post a short paragraph or story describing something and everyone has to try to guess what is being described.
    • After the object/person... has been correctly guessed, the person with the correct guess writes the next description.
    • If a new description isn't written within 20 minutes of its confirmed correctness, anyone can take over and write it.
    • If the author of the description abandons the thread and doesn't give feedback on guesses for two pages or three hours (which ever comes last), someone else can write another description.
    • Don't violate ToU/RoC so that thread wouldn't get locked.

    I'll start us off!


    I'm born. I live near my mother for six weeks. Occasionally strangers come and look at me, critique me. "She looks perfect!", "ehhh, i don't know...", "we'll see". After about six to eight weeks I'm taken away from my mother. I'm given to strangers. I'm terrified. Another week passes and it's not so bad. These strangers take care of me, they're becoming my new family. As time passes we get closer, they often call me their best friend. Life isn't bad.

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    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️

     

  16. Who Am I? - Game



    So, I thought of another game, people on forums enjoy these, right? Well, from what I've observed, some do.

    Here's how you play the game:

    • Someone will post a short paragraph or story describing something and everyone has to try to guess what is being described.
    • After the object/person... has been correctly guessed, the person with the correct guess writes the next description.
    • If a new description isn't written within 20 minutes of its confirmed correctness, anyone can take over and write it.
    • If the author of the description abandons the thread and doesn't give feedback on guesses for two pages or three hours (which ever comes last), someone else can write another description.
    • Don't violate ToU/RoC so that thread wouldn't get locked.

    I'll start us off!

    I'm born. I live near my mother for six weeks. Occasionally strangers come and look at me, critique me. "She looks perfect!", "ehhh, i don't know...", "we'll see". After about six to eight weeks I'm taken away from my mother. I'm given to strangers. I'm terrified. Another week passes and it's not so bad. These strangers take care of me, they're becoming my new family. As time passes we get closer, they often call me their best friend. Life isn't bad.

    [/color]




    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️

     

  17. Who Am I? - Game



    So, I thought of another game, people on forums enjoy these, right? Well, from what I've observed, some do.

    Here's how you play the game:

    • Someone will post a short paragraph or story describing something and everyone has to try to guess what is being described.
    • After the object/person... has been correctly guessed, the person with the correct guess writes the next description.
    • If a new description isn't written within 20 minutes of its confirmed correctness, anyone can take over and write it.
    • If the author of the description abandons the thread and doesn't give feedback on guesses for two pages or three hours (which ever comes last), someone else can write another description.
    • Don't violate ToU/RoC so that thread wouldn't get locked.

    I'll start us off!

    I'm born. I live near my mother for six weeks. Occasionally strangers come and look at me, critique me. "She looks perfect!", "ehhh, i don't know...", "we'll see". After about six to eight weeks I'm taken away from my mother. I'm given to strangers. I'm terrified. Another week passes and it's not so bad. These strangers take care of me, they're becoming my new family. As time passes we get closer, they often call me their best friend. Life isn't bad.




    ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️