The Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -AOC-FOX-, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. Seb tried to outspeed the horse, but hit a polar bear, and so the titanic sank.
     
  2. However, Jesus came along, walking on water, with Moses behind him, parting the water. So the police vans drove across the North Sea after the horse.
     
  3. And then PSY came and started doing the gangnam style
     
  4. Then jesus commanded they do the harlem shake
     
  5. And every policeman (and woman) in the North Sea danced to the Harlem shake, but then they got to the arctic.
     
  6. The president then flew to the arctic and boy were his arms tired
     
  7. Luckily, he had packed a pair of wings into his backpack, so he strapped them on before flying after the police, whom he asked why they weren't on patrol.
     
  8. The police were then fired and replaced by clones from Star Wars
     
  9. But yoda, who happened to be friends with the wolf, used the force I destroy the clones, just because he didn't like the colour they were painted.
     
  10. And the wolf journeyed on until he found the hidden bunker
     
  11. When the wolf arrives, he heard a deep whoosh come up from the secret bunker, as if there was something hidden and awaiting his presence.
     
  12. He walked in and read a sign that said he had to go through three trials.
     
  13. The first one was trial by cake... He had to eat a full Victoria sponge in under 5 minutes, and if he failed (or choked) he would get eaten by a duck!
     
  14. The second was giving better haircuts than Kim Jong un's barber (which wasn't to hard)
     
  15. The third was to jump off a cliff, and he did all three without difficulty.
     
  16. He then reached the button and pressed it and like dr Richthofen blew up the earth and became a zombie spirit
     
  17. And then he saw heaven for the first time
     
  18. And the story ends.

    Here's the worlds shortest horror story:

    The last man on earth sat in a room.
    There was a knock on the door.