Life: The last RP I'll make ever

"what's the point? You're hardly ever in school"
*I jump out the window and land safety on two feet*
"it's vigilante time!"

 

"that's a pleasant thought... To the car mobile!"

 

*gets in driver's side*
"to the woods!"

 

*starts driving*
"ok, serious mode. Kids' lives are on the line!"
*puts on ski mask*
"they'll never know it's me!"

 

"I'll always be around, mainly cause I need someone to clean up my apartment. I'm too lazy for that."

 

"sounds like a deal!"
*stops at the mansion*
"I'll pop a stinker, you sneak in, I'll be right behind you"

 

*throws three stink bombs*
"eat this you dirty f***ers"

 

*looks as they begin to choke on the stank*

 

"look at the tied up kids, that's our objective, not poker!"

 

*runs in, covering nose, beating down all rites along the way*